The Jolly Roger Fact Thread

[jackelgull]

Moderator Inaction: A JollyRoger thread is not a personal thread. It is a religious thread.

One day there will be a schism within the Jolly Rogerism orthodoxy. I wonder what will come out.

 

[hobbsyoyo]

^^Coolest thing I ever seen posted by a mod

True story.

 

[Birdjaguar]

Beneath Fuji, bamboo stands
Bend low, green leaves touch the earth--
As JR passes

 

[Farm Boy]

Now everyone is curious!

I thought it was pretty good.

 

[Manfred Belheim]

Is there some reason behind this raging sycophancy?

 

[Borachio]

^^Coolest thing I ever seen posted by a mod

Isn't there some kind of unwritten law against Public Discussion of Moderator Inaction?

One day there will be a schism within the Jolly Rogerism orthodoxy. I wonder what will come out.

I imagine it will be that nasty something you secreted up his backside. Possibly.

Allegedly:

the world is just something JR happened to shove up his rectum.

 

[jackelgull]

Isn't there some kind of unwritten law against Public Discussion of Moderator Inaction?



I imagine it will be that nasty something you secreted up his backside. Possibly.

Allegedly:

That is part of the apocrypha.

 

[jackelgull]

Jolly Roger is planning an invasion of Texas, using his sock puppet the president Obama to do so.


(You'll get the joke later)

 

[Borachio]

Fact: Nobody knows who shot JR.

Spoiler :

And it wasn't Kristin.

Spoiler :

Gah! How old does this make me feel? And I never liked that show anyway.

 

[Catharsis]

JollyRoger was sued by Marvin Gaye's children as it was alleged that his existence violated copyright on 'Sexual Healing'.

 

[Borachio]

Fact: Mr Roger is in fact three people: Mr Jolly, Mr Roger, and a middle-aged woman from Surbiton who'd much rather I didn't give her name.

 

[cybrxkhan]

Fact: Mr Roger is in fact three people: Mr Jolly, Mr Roger, and a middle-aged woman from Surbiton who'd much rather I didn't give her name.

So JR is either some sort of unholy Trinity, or, alternatively, for those who believe in obscure elder scrolls lore, some sort of Porto-Talos.

 

[onejayhawk]

So JR is either some sort of unholy Trinity, or, alternatively, for those who believe in obscure elder scrolls lore, some sort of Porto-Talos.

Don't be silly. He's the skull and crossed bones.

J

 

[Tigranes]

Fact: I just caught JR reading old militant 2009 thread. I leave it to your collective insinuations about what brought him there.

 

[Borachio]

Fact: Mr Roger does not own a handkerchief. Not even a spotted one for wearing on his head.

And I always thought spotted red head-kerchiefs were obligatory for pirates. Just shows you what I know!

 

[Farm Boy]

<nvm> I can't pull that joke off. That's more JR's pulling off territory.

 

[onejayhawk]

Beneath Fuji, bamboo stands
Bend low, green leaves touch the earth--
As JR passes

C'mon. Give us the missing final word. It's "gas", right?

J