BvBPL
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Despite popular rumor, Jolly Roger did not invent New Wave music.
The Jolly Roger Fact Thread
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While true, there is some compromising video showing JR's typical Friday night in the 80s:
Link to video.
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Jewel Runner
JollyRoger isn't named after the flags flown on pirate ships; they were named after him.
gay_Aleks
from the river to the sea, Palestine will be free!
Also a deviant sexual act. Which he invented and then patented.
Timsup2nothin
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I think that would be copyrighted. Though if it involved a unique device of his own invention he could patent that. And probably did.
madviking
north american scum
jr is the most interesting man in the world
jackelgull
An aberration of nature
the world is just something JR happened to shove up his rectum.
Lohrenswald
世界的 bottom ranked physicist
Catharsis
catch u on the flip scythe
JollyRoger will reverse your menopause.
Considered it, but I didn't want the mods to have to infract everyone that didn't start their posts with "Fact: "
Now everyone is curious!
Fact: JollyRoger has accidentally melted entire Eskimo villages with his ferociously passionate lovemaking, and then represented them successfully in class action lawsuits against ice block manufacturers.
This thread reads like Brad Neely's Washington. Look it up if you haven't seen it yet. NSFW, though.
JollyRoger once held a gun,
up to the sun,
and with intent in his eyes fired a warning.
The sun shouted "stop!"
"I know you missed that shot,"
"but for the love of god think of the morning!"
JollyRoger rolled the gun in his hand,
cocked the lever according to plan,
and aimed it at the sun.
"This is a warning,"
"You better stop the warming."
"I'll give you to the count of one."
The sun panicked, there was no way out,
he collected his thoughts, and began to shout:
"Okay!
"Fine!"
"If you won't count to nine,"
"We'll have to do it your way."
With a furrow of his brow,
and a curt little bow,
JollyRoger stated his demands:
"Global warming better stop,"
"and you had better start to drop,"
"the temperature rise in our lands."
To everyone's surprise,
in front of the world's eyes,
the sun gave into pressure.
The temperature dropped,
pollution continued non-stop,
and the world was saved, thanks to JollyRoger.
up to the sun,
and with intent in his eyes fired a warning.
The sun shouted "stop!"
"I know you missed that shot,"
"but for the love of god think of the morning!"
JollyRoger rolled the gun in his hand,
cocked the lever according to plan,
and aimed it at the sun.
"This is a warning,"
"You better stop the warming."
"I'll give you to the count of one."
The sun panicked, there was no way out,
he collected his thoughts, and began to shout:
"Okay!
"Fine!"
"If you won't count to nine,"
"We'll have to do it your way."
With a furrow of his brow,
and a curt little bow,
JollyRoger stated his demands:
"Global warming better stop,"
"and you had better start to drop,"
"the temperature rise in our lands."
To everyone's surprise,
in front of the world's eyes,
the sun gave into pressure.
The temperature dropped,
pollution continued non-stop,
and the world was saved, thanks to JollyRoger.
cybrxkhan
Asian Xwedodah
So... a victory for both NRA conservatives and environmentalist liberals ?
Moderator Inaction: A JollyRoger thread is not a personal thread. It is a religious thread.
