Uncle Sparky
Pheasant Plucker
When you reach my age, your friends start dropping like flies... and no one suspects you.
When you reach my age, your friends start dropping like flies... and no one suspects you.
My wife wanted to embarrass me in front of her friends by saying I was bad in bed...
She was shocked when most of them disagreed.
My knee is sore.Excuse me, this is the lame jokes thread
Don't Buy spiders from Amazon... they are poisonous!My daughter wanted me to buy her a pet. She wanted a pet spider. So we went to the local pet store and asked the salesmen if they carried spiders. He said yes, you can buy a pet spider for $50. I said "What? That's ridiculous". So I turned to my daughter and said, "Don't worry, I can get one cheaper off the web."