Zack
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As the saying goes, "You are what you eat." So no, you would have to eat a midget for such an event to occur.
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As the saying goes, "You are what you eat." So no, you would have to eat a midget for such an event to occur.
PeteAtoms
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As the saying goes, "You are what you eat." So no, you would have to eat a midget for such an event to occur.
But you could get Midget flu.
Zack
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holy king
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coughing, sneezing and bleeding out of your eye socket.
Bigfoot3814
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No, if you lose a fight to a midget, then you become a midget. Also, if you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins.
Patton Oswalt.
Mad Man
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Good to knowAs the saying goes, "You are what you eat." So no, you would have to eat a midget for such an event to occur.
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That's funny I thought those are the symptoms of being on OT to long
Wow, I gots ta try that!
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Bas Rutten Street Defense should be of help.
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You guys know any online duck-farming communities large enough to make advertising there worthwhile?
I'm more looking at boxing though, hence the friendly part. Thanks anyway
Boxing and friendly? If this guy is your friend, don't throw punches at each other. Punches hurt when done right and make you look like a pair of poofs when done softly.
If you two don't mind getting a bit hands on with each other (!) then wrestling works. Try to throw each other on the floor. Falling over doesn't hurt nearly as much as a thump in the face.
Cheezy the Wiz
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As the saying goes, "You are what you eat." So no, you would have to eat a midget for such an event to occur.
So the midget would get taller then, by biting him.
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Sharwood
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Boxing's a terrible choice, try BJJ, judo, wrestling, etc. Something envolving grappling. You're less likely to kill each others' brain cells through belting one another in the name of 'fun.'
And the best way to win a friendly fight is to stab him. He'll never see it coming.
If you get into fights, then do it properly or not at all. Failing that, take up some martial art but don't be surprised when it fails miserably when needed (I have a mate who is a black belt in karate and I managed, considering I haven't trained properly in self-defense for two decades, to demonstrate to him that it's no good by having him on the floor in thirty seconds.)
Sharwood
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Ground skill are a must in combat. 9 out of 10 fights end on the ground. You'd think with numbesrs like that, people might actually learn how to fight on the ground, wouldn't you?
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Is anyone else misspelling flu as "flue"? For some reason, I'm doing it a lot.
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