You don't want that sort of starvation - if you want to lose weight, it needs to be done gradually. Otherwise, you lose muscle as well and you can't really live a normal active life. Go running three times a week and plan your meals; that should work better.
And having them perfectly preserved to this day, unlike the rest of the map, would make it even more interesting. 


Don't forget the other half of the human population gets those too (enlarge your breasts now with this awesome new device!! wooo!).
