The questions-not-worth-their-own-thread question thread X

[Takhisis]

Writer? You deal in reverse mermaids.

 

[Zack]

cardgame - Name me ONE time you've EVER heard someone call football "handegg" in REAL LIFE.

 

[BCLG100]

I believe i have heard the term 'American Rugby' used more often

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

Are there any mythological or biblical figures that are associated with the dark side of the moon? If so, who/what are they?

 

[holy king]

biblical is pretty impossible, they didnt know there was a dark side of the moon back then.

 

[Genocidicbunny]

cardgame - Name me ONE time you've EVER heard someone call football "handegg" in REAL LIFE.

I lost count at 50ish.

Anyways, what Americans call soccer is called football (or variations of thereof) by just about the rest of the planet. Therefore, American football is handegg.

 

[Tani Coyote]

How does one go about swallowing powergamers whole and holding them in detention until they return to playing the game fairly?

 

[Takhisis]

Obvious: spike the drinks just enough so that everybody gets loosened up. Vodka can be mixed with Sprite in small quantities without affecting its bubblyness. Or, even better, with orange juice.

 

[BCLG100]

Obvious: spike the drinks just enough so that everybody gets loosened up. Vodka can be mixed with Sprite in small quantities without affecting its bubblyness. Or, even better, with orange juice.

Or apple juice, i even had it with 3 month out of date pineapple juice at 3 in the morning the other day. It was hideous though

 

[Perfection]

How does one go about swallowing powergamers whole and holding them in detention until they return to playing the game fairly?

Take a razor blade use it to widen your mouth a little bit each day until they fit.

 

[Tani Coyote]

Take a razor blade use it to widen your mouth a little bit each day until they fit.

That sounds painful. I think I'll support snake/human splicing instead.

Question:

What sick part of me thought that being like the deist God by setting up several natural laws for Imperium Offtopicum, and then letting it run wild, was a good idea?

My unfinished coursework and administrative headaches plague me!

 

[Dachs]

Probably the part of you that doesn't have any experience in running world-scale state-level role-playing games over the internet?

 

[Tani Coyote]

Probably the part of you that doesn't have any experience in running world-scale state-level role-playing games over the internet?

Or rather, the

"You know what? This idea sounds like fun!

*one hour later*

...That was a STUPID idea... Owwie..."

part.

 

[Dachs]

You and at least two-thirds of the mods in the history of the NES forum.

 

[Perfection]

What sick part of me thought that being like the deist God by setting up several natural laws for Imperium Offtopicum, and then letting it run wild, was a good idea?

Probably not the sickest one.


Anyways, you're doing a fine job.

 

[Tani Coyote]

Probably not the sickest one.

I already asked a vore question... can't get much sicker than that.

Edit: Oh, and thank you! I try to do a good job between balancing my management and my sanity.

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Question:

What can I do to convince my friend to join the Imperium Offtopicum game?

My thoughts are possibly bludgeoning him with a pillowcase full of soap so no scars are left but it still hurts like hell.

...Over the internet of course. I WISH I could hit people through the screen!

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

Trivia note:

In different dialects of the same language, different words are used to describe the same thing, and sometimes the same word is used to describe different things.

 

[Tee Kay]

I already asked a vore question... can't get much sicker than that.

Edit: Oh, and thank you! I try to do a good job between balancing my management and my sanity.

I agree, you're doing a good job. Hell, even hosting mafia games can be difficult.

What can I do to convince my friend to join the Imperium Offtopicum game?

My thoughts are possibly bludgeoning him with a pillowcase full of soap so no scars are left but it still hurts like hell.

I can make a propaganda poster if you want...

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

How fast can troops on a military parade react to an attack?

 

[MagisterCultuum]

IIrc the term Football dates back to the middle ages, when it applied to essentially any sport played on foot rather than on horseback.