The Simpsons Quiz Reloaded

[metalhead]

Just thought I'd give another go at a Simpson's quiz thread - the first one did get an inordinate number of posts. I'll assume everyone knows the rules for a quiz thread.

Anyways, here's my question - What does Homer need each of the other family members to claim they are if anyone asks about what he claims on his income tax return?

 

[Narz]

I remember that episode, I think Maggie had to be "four people". Pretty funny. I'll be amazed if anyone has the whole segment memorized though.

 

[metalhead]

I do

 

[nihilistic]

Originally posted by metalhead
I do

It's amazing, duffman, that your memory is better than mine despite all the booze.

 

[Alex the Great]

"If anyone asks, Marge you require 24-hour nursing care, Lisa's a clegymen, Maggie's seven people, and Bart was wounded in Vietnam"
I know I'm right sooo:
What were the two "Christamas Ape movies"? Hint: Troy Mclure

 

[metalhead]

Well done, Alex! That's one of my favorite Simpsons moments of all time.

"Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such animated films as: Christmas Ape, and Christmas Ape Goes to Summer Camp."

 

[metalhead]

Whoops, forgot the question: What does the blind man rename Santa's Little Helper?

 

[Perfection]

Sprinkles

 

[metalhead]

You're up, Perfection.

 

[Perfection]

What does homer give up to get Lisa a new saxaphone?

 

[Furry Spatula]

his new airconditioner
edit: or rather air conditioner money

 

[Perfection]

Yep

 

[Furry Spatula]

So for my Question. In what country was Homers car made, and from what parts is it made?

 

[napoleon526]

Originally posted by Furry Spatula
So for my Question. In what country was Homers car made, and from what parts is it made?

Are you talking about the one he test drives at crazy Vaclavs, or just his normal pink family car? The country that made Crazy Vaclav's cars no longer exists.

 

[TubaGuy]

His car is from Guatamala, he says that when he becomes a farmer. Along with the shoes he stole from a hobo.

 

[Alex the Great]

But in the episode where Frank Grimes Junior tries to kill him he says that the car was made in Croatia made from old soviet tanks But I guess both things could be true.

 

[Furry Spatula]

I was thinking about the pink family car. And I was thinking about Alex the greats answer. Sorry TubaGuy, I guess Alex gets is seeing as he also told us what the car was made from. But whatever, you guys fight it out amoungst yourselves.

 

[hbdragon88]

"That settles it, you can't drive a car and read a magazine at the same time"

"I want this car to be fixed with quality GM parts!"
"But sir, your car was made in Croatia out of old Soviet tanks"

"Now Homer, the last thing you need is more enemies"

 

[metalhead]

I'll ask one - what does Lionel Hutz say is wrong with his ad in the yellow pages?

 

[joycem10]

2 possibilities.

1. re whether he worked on contingeny, his ad said "NO MONEY DOWN" instead of the correct "NO, MONEY DOWN".

2 also it should not have had the bar association logo.