The Simpsons Quiz

[napoleon526]

Originally posted by Cunobelin
I think the answer would be the hapless Gill.
He was a used car salesman andreal estate agent

Yep, he's also worked as a doorbell salesman, a computer salesman, a farmer, a bodyguard, Amway salesman, and mop guy at the Kwik-E-Mart.

Ask a question! Don't let this thread die!

 

[Cunobelin]

Name one of the two charges brought against Dr.Nick Riviera in the 22 short stories episode

 

[MrPresident]

I think gross incomptence was one of them though I only remember the line, "Where did you hide the bodies?"

 

[Plexus]

Performing surgery with a knife and fork from a seafood resturant and I belive the other was putting cadabers in his passenger seat to drive in the carpool lane.

 

[Stuck_as_a_Mac]

sorry im late: @napoleon- WRONG. They were in alphabetical order (go figure)

 

[napoleon526]

Originally posted by Stuck_As_a_Mac
sorry im late: @napoleon- WRONG. They were in alphabetical order (go figure)

Hm, I never noticed.

 

[Stuck_as_a_Mac]

They're not. Thats the point. Also:
"I couldnt find Cancer, but I found this man WITH cancer! Put 'em up!"

 

[napoleon526]

Originally posted by Stuck_As_a_Mac
They're not. Thats the point. Also:
"I couldnt find Cancer, but I found this man WITH cancer! Put 'em up!"

Oi! Don't you interrupt me, ya vagina! I was givin' a heart-wrenchin' soliloquy about me feelin's for Tugger!

 

[metalhead]

Originally posted by Plexus
Performing surgery with a knife and fork from a seafood resturant

But I cleaned them with my napkin.

Since I missed my question opportunity before, I'll throw one out.

What is the cleverest thing Homer has ever done?

 

[napoleon526]

Set up the system by which beer was brought into Springfield and thus become the famous "Beer Baron?" I think Marge thought this was the cleverest thing he ever did.

 

[Cunobelin]

Just to confirm, Plexus was correct.

"I get here faster if I use the car pool lane"

 

[metalhead]

Originally posted by napoleon526
Set up the system by which beer was brought into Springfield and thus become the famous "Beer Baron?" I think Marge thought this was the cleverest thing he ever did.

That's the answer I was looking for! You're up, Nap.

 

[napoleon526]

In two separate episodes, Grandpa Simpson mentions something that "angries up the blood." What are these two things?

 

[metalhead]

newspapers and.... can't remember. Kent Brockman?

 

[napoleon526]

Originally posted by metalhead
newspapers and.... can't remember. Kent Brockman?

Newspapers is right...

 

[Alex the Great]

And Sasparilla
"Hey robot, get your metal @$$ over here"
"First of all, I'm not a robot, second, I got this metal @$$ in 'nam defending this country for jerks like you"

 

[Stuck_as_a_Mac]

Let me interject. On "The Island", what things did other people do to get on the island (name 2)
And
Finish this verse:
Who Controls the British Crown/...

 

[Peri]

who keeps the metric system down?
we do
we do

 

[Stuck_as_a_Mac]

and Peri gets part B. That was an easy one. Part A is still up, though.

 

[Goldenflame]

Originally posted by Stuck_As_a_Mac
Let me interject. On "The Island", what things did other people do to get on the island (name 2)

There was a woman who was able to turn water into gasoline and a man who invented the bottomless popcorn bag.

Here's my question:
In the "Lord of the Flies" episode, which Simpsons character plays Jack?

You have to have read the book to know this!