The Simpsons Quiz

[DiamondzAndGunz]

Hans Sprungfeld. I believe he was a pirate.

 

[napoleon526]

Originally posted by DiamondzAndGunz
Hans Sprungfeld. I believe he was a pirate.

Correct.

 

[DiamondzAndGunz]

Ok- here's mine.
In the episode where Homer is watching Moe's Tavern, what is the name that Bart asks for in the prank call?

 

[napoleon526]

"watching Moe's tavern"; what do you mean?

 

[DiamondzAndGunz]

Moe goes to visit his bartending school and leaves homer in charge of the bar.

 

[metalhead]

I'll resurrect it for the umpteenth time - what is Jacques' last name?

 

[napoleon526]

I think Marge calls him "Mr. Brunswick" after looking at his bowling ball, but I don't know if that's his real last name.

 

[metalhead]

Originally posted by napoleon526
I think Marge calls him "Mr. Brunswick" after looking at his bowling ball, but I don't know if that's his real last name.

True, they never say for certain, but since he doesn't correct her, and Jacques strikes me as somewhat of a perfectionist, I think it's safe to say his last name is actually Brunswick.

Ask away!

 

[napoleon526]

Name 2 Simpsons characters who have been shown strapped to an upright gurney while wearing a mask covering his/her mouth, Hannibal Lecter-style.

Also name the episodes and reasons why these characters were subdued in this manner.

 

[Cunobelin]

Bart and Mr.Burns

Mr. Burns was brought to court for dumping toxic waste in the park. He was wheeled up by Smithers, paid the fine and bought the statue with the Hannibal mask

"A couple of boy scouts stumbled upon your game of hide the ooze"

Bart had it on in the episode with Reverand Lovejoys daughter, Jessica. She stole the money from the collection plate, Bart go the blame and the next time he went to church he was strapped up

 

[napoleon526]

Very good! Ask a question.

 

[Cunobelin]

When Homer was looking for a new car in the Mr Plow episode he went to crazy vaclavs. How far could the car go on a single tank of kerosene and what gear was homer told to put it in by crazy vaclav?

Enjoy!

 

[History_Buff]

3 miles and 8th gear?

 

[lord_byron_nz]

The gear was H, wasn't it. Maybe I misheard.

 

[Bose]

3 hectares in H gear?

 

[Bose]

I know it's not my go but this thread's slipping down the ladder again so here's a long one... cut and paste and fill out the blanks:

Some men hunt for sport, others hunt for food,
The only thing I'm hunting for, is an outfit that looks good....

See my vest, see my vest,
made from ___ ___ ___,

See this ___, there's no ___,
than authentic ___ ___,

See this ___, 'twas my ___,
evening wear, ___ ___,
these white slippers are ___ ___ ___ ___,

Grizzly bear underwear,
___ ___ - I've got my share
Beret of ___ on my ___ fits me best,

Try my ___-___ - it comes one ___ or two,
See my vest, see my vest, see my vest!


Like my ___, former ___,
it was that or skin my ___,
but a greyhound fur tuxedo would be best

So let's prepare these ___
(kill two for matching ___!)

See my vest, see my vest, oh please won't you see my vest!

 

[hbdragon88]

See my vest, see my vest,
Made from real gorilla chest,
Feel this sweater, there's no better,
Than authentic Irish setter.

See this hat, 'twas my cat,
My evening wear - vampire bat,
These white slippers are albino
African endangered rhino.

Grizzly bear underwear,
Turtles' necks, I've got my share,
Beret of poodle, on my noodle
It shall rest,

Try my red robin suit,
It comes one breast or two,
See my vest, see my vest,
See my vest.

Like my loafers? Former gophers -
It was that or skin my chauffeurs,
But a greyhound fur tuxedo
Would be best,

So let's prepare these dogs,

Mrs. Potts: Kill two for matching clogs,

 

[Bose]

wasn't that fun!

 

[Peri]

Just because.

What were the 3 names that Homer told Marge to choose from in Homer to the Max?


If this thread dies again then it should be buried this time

 

[metalhead]

Chesty LaRue, Hootie McBoob, Bust Sinclair.