I know it's not my go but this thread's slipping down the ladder again so here's a long one... cut and paste and fill out the blanks:
Some men hunt for sport, others hunt for food,
The only thing I'm hunting for, is an outfit that looks good....
See my vest, see my vest,
made from ___ ___ ___,
See this ___, there's no ___,
than authentic ___ ___,
See this ___, 'twas my ___,
evening wear, ___ ___,
these white slippers are ___ ___ ___ ___,
Grizzly bear underwear,
___ ___ - I've got my share
Beret of ___ on my ___ fits me best,
Try my ___-___ - it comes one ___ or two,
See my vest, see my vest, see my vest!
Like my ___, former ___,
it was that or skin my ___,
but a greyhound fur tuxedo would be best
So let's prepare these ___
(kill two for matching ___!)
See my vest, see my vest, oh please won't you see my vest!