TIL: Today I Learned

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you can go too far with this literal names business

like, for example, the cluster of early modern English families, tired of the Biblical trend of Methuselahs and Malachis, that gave their children hortatory names like "Peace of God" and "Fight-the-good-fight-of-faith"

names so ridiculous that centuries of historians actually claimed they weren't real before many of them were corroborated
Translating names and words literally is fun and educational, and helps knock Latin and Greek off their high horses a bit. The orator was called Marcus Tullius Chickpea. Africa is full of beasts like the riverhorse and the nosehorn and many beasts are dragged into the water by the Nile pebbleworm.

Rome sounds very sophisticated when you read about things like the Senate, the gens, dictatores, and maniples. But when you translate these to "elder council," "clan," "tell-ers," and "handfuls," it comes back down to earth and you remember that they were once a cattle-herding hill people who sometimes wore wolf-pelts on their heads when going to raid rival tribes, much like any "barbarians." It is said that Demokritos theorized the atom, but really he was asking, "What if there's something so small you can't cut it up into smaller things?", which seems less like advanced science than like teenagers looking up at the stars and saying, "Dude..."

Do I oversimplify here? Maybe! But, to avoid a long ramble about the clearness or word choice and a retelling of Orwell's "Politics and the English Language," I'll just say translating things word for word, beyond being fun and enlightening, makes the Romans and Greeks seem less like stuffy, abstract, authoritative, colorless marble and more like the living, breathing, normal flesh and blood they really were.
 
It's even better when you actually speak a living Romance language or two and you get to appreciate the sarcasm implicit in some of those names.
 
The real question is; What does "Biggus Dickus" mean in latin?
 
According to the online dictionary I used, nothing.

But "bigus" can translate to "yoked two together" and "dictus" is "command." So...uh...I'm not sure.
 
According to the online dictionary I used, nothing.

But "bigus" can translate to "yoked two together" and "dictus" is "command." So...uh...I'm not sure.
Hmmmm.
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Between those and the earthquakes, I think we may have too many economic eggs in the California basket...I'm certain that this century, one or more of these disasters will leave much of California in ruins. That would badly hurt the US and world economies, and with California in shambles, they wouldn't be in a position to lead US regulations by example, or attract more people there to help shift America's culture towards progressive values.

And if it happens under a Republican president who treats California like an occupied territory in the best of times...
 
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TIL that there is an island in the Bahamas primarily inhabited by swimming pigs.

https://www.bahamas.com/official-home-swimming-pigs

How did the pigs get to Pig Beach? We don't know for sure. Big Major Cay is uninhabited and the pigs are not native to the island. Some say they were left by a group of sailors, who planned to come back and cook them. Or that the pigs swam over from a shipwreck nearby.

Wherever they came from, there are now about 20 pigs and piglets on Pig Beach. With daily visits from Bahamians and tourists, the pigs are living the easy life on Big Major Cay.
 
Just make sure to keep Tommy Lee Jones handy. Otherwise, The coast is toast.

We're counting more on Pierce Brosnan I think. We have a lot of room, so when we get our volcano we probably aren't going to put it in downtown Los Angeles.
 
TIL the English did the French Revolution more than a century before the French did.

I mean, I'd heard of an English Civil War involving Parliamentarians, but I assumed that they lost. Why is this not as well known as the actual French Revolution?
 
Because they ultimately kept the monarchy, didn’t start a decade long war with everyone, and didn’t spread democratic ideals across Europe?
 
From my understanding, what really set alarm bells ringing across Europe was the Revolution itself (I recall that Catherine the Great demanded all Frenchmen swear loyalty to the French crown or be expelled from the country), even before Louis's head fell off.
 
TIL the English did the French Revolution more than a century before the French did.

Yes - we tried being a Republic for a few (7?) years, decided we didn't like it and went back to having a Monarchy!

TIL: that after re-establishing the Monarchy - 2 years after Cromwell died - it was decided to dig up his corpse and behead him!! :eek:

His head was then left on a spike at Westminster for 20 years - to act as a warning!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oliver_Cromwell's_head
 
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