TIL: Today I Learned

[bhsup]

All I ever see are frogs, horses, and bears.

 

[Old Hippy]

What? They don't even say beer. Apparently they say Fosters, Australian for beer.

thats the Aussie word for beer that is sent to the old country cause we won't drink it... hence why it is advertised so much
Sydney siders might touch it, but they don't even play Aussie rules football, so it is understandable up to a point.

 

[James Stuart]

thats the Aussie word for beer that is sent to the old country cause we won't drink it... hence why it is advertised so much
Sydney siders might touch it, but they don't even play Aussie rules football, so it is understandable up to a point.

No one here touches it. Fosters is a beer waste product, an inferior liquor accidentally produced when making finer beers. As a result, we export it to our less refined trading partners.

Seriously, bhsup, no one in this country drinks Fosters. Maybe they'll buy a commemorative can, or something. Most liquor stores don't even stock it.

Also, we're a loyal dominion. Rule Brittania, and what-not. We do wish you'd replace Tony Abbott with a more competent viceroy, however.

 

[Cutlass]

All I ever see are frogs, horses, and bears.

You seem to have forgotten...

 

[warpus]

What is the Swedish bikini team anyway? What's the competition? There's bikini competitions? Or do they just do nothing, but pose and look pretty?

 

[bhsup]

*blink blink* you don't know? They're lovely Swedish women. WITH GUNS! Actually, not all are Swedish. They embrace diversity and have a token Norwegian on the team.

 

[warpus]

Okay, I'm back as a wannabe sodomite.

 

[Borachio]

All that for a bizarre song in a foreign language? I never got that.

I did. A couple of thousand of those 2 billion hits were mine.

Fosters is a beer waste product

I agree. I fell for the hype once. Once was enough.

Now what's the name of that American stuff. Ah! Budweiser. How would you describe that then?

 

[bhsup]

Okay, I'm back as a wannabe sodomite.

Not what I would categorize as the typical reaction upon seeing them, but whatever floats your boat!

 

[Borachio]

Tsk. Death wish. Young armed women in tight clothing?

I'd likely drown in my own dribble.

 

[PhroX]

Now what's the name of that American stuff. Ah! Budweiser. How would you describe that then?

The usual description is like having sex in a canoe...

Anyway, TIL that some bright spark once thought it would be a good idea to make cigarette filters out of asbestos...

 

[bhsup]

Now what's the name of that American stuff. Ah! Budweiser. How would you describe that then?

It's not something you describe. It's something you find yourself worthy of, or not worthy of.


Link to video.

 

[Borachio]

Nice advert. Rubbish beer. Honestly, you know it is.

It's best quality is it doesn't taste of anything. Which may not be such a bad thing, after all.

 

[bhsup]

Rubbish beer. Honestly, you know it is.

Which is why you don't describe it...

 

[Borachio]

But that goes against every principle of drinking known to man.

Step 1: Drink.
Step 2: Talk about what you've just drunk.
Step 3: Think about what you'll drink next.
Step 4: Go to Step 1.

Are you saying Budweiser is only for the uncommunicative unthinking drinker? Because I can see how that would be the case.

 

[Takhisis]

Budweiser qualifies as beer?

 

[James Stuart]

Not what I would categorize as the typical reaction upon seeing them, but whatever floats your boat!

Dude, sodomy is great fun. Especially with women that hot.

 

[Tahuti]

Budweiser qualifies as beer?

Eh, not really.

 

[MagisterCultuum]

Dude, sodomy is great fun. Especially with women that hot.

You enjoy being arrogant, overfed, lazy, and uncharitable, as per Ezekiel 16:49?

 

[Cutlass]

What is the Swedish bikini team anyway? What's the competition? There's bikini competitions? Or do they just do nothing, but pose and look pretty?

It was just an advertising thing. There is no such actual 'bikini team'. They just got a bunch of women who look good in bikinis and blonde dye/wigs together to try and sell some beer.