"Two cows" jokes, CFC OT style

[Moss]

@Birdjaguar: Are those actual usernames?Really? Didn't know that. Got a link?

I don't remember one, but since the search function is off, we'll probably never know.

 

[Taliesin]

Taliesin, you know me too well.

Lest you come away with the wrong impression, I should tell you that I actually went to the trouble of looking for the names in the Members List.

 

[Birdjaguar]

I don't remember one, but since the search function is off, we'll probably never know.

To make it perfectly clear: Taliesin was correct, I made them up.

I'm sure Taliesin's initial hunch was "BJ made those up." And it was only his thoroughness that drove him to actually search.

 

[Taliesin]

To make it perfectly clear: Taliesin was correct, I made them up.

I think he was referring to the second part, about the duplicate thread existing somewhere in the cobwebbed recesses of the OT archives.

 

[Birdjaguar]

I think he was referring to the second part, about the duplicate thread existing somewhere in the cobwebbed recesses of the OT archives.

Oops! 67890

 

[Birdjaguar]

Yom's Coptic cows hear Addis calling
He reflects and says, "Now quit stalling.
Pack your bags, we're New Jersey bound
For dining clubs and tigers sounds."

 

[Taliesin]

Birdjaguar holds his cows by the head,
And wrestles them down to the ground,
But not with the strength of arms does he,
Nor with weapon that ever is found.

In the still, with his mind, are his cows milked in peace,
From his pen comes Lim'rick's lilting metre;
And grasping the truth of the matter, he rests
In the arms of this poor world's Defeater.

 

[Birdjaguar]

@Taliesin:


I lift a glass in glorius toast,
In honor of the words you post.

And it's Feb. 25th to boot!

 

[Taliesin]

@Taliesin:


I lift a glass in glorius toast,
In honor of the words you post.

Why thank you. What is a man to do at 1:30 in the morning but write poetry?

 

[Birdjaguar]

Why thank you. What is a man to do at 1:30 in the morning but write poetry?

Message deleted

 

[TrailblazingScot]

@kittenOFchaos Got a link?

Sure do:

http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=8478

If this doesn't tell you the sort of memory I have, nothing will

Nov 2001.

I think another one more similar to the one we have hear also developed, but I'm hardly spending time digging for it.

Proof is in the thread:

Dell19:

But why this thread? You had loads of threads on cows, but you had to choose this one...

 

[homeyg]

Yeah, that's right. No one can come up with one aimed at me!

 

[WillJ]

@Taliesin/Birdjaguar: Darn. Still not bad, though.

@kitten: That's just general two-cows jokes. I thought you meant that we've had a thread on doing two-cows jokes on CFC members. Or have we?

 

[ybbor]

homeyg has 2 cows, he programs them to send spam to all other cows. The cows are taken by the government and sold on ebay where homeyg buys them back with the money he made in spam.

 

[Yom]

homeyg has 2 cows, he programs them to send spam to all other cows. The cows are taken by the government and sold on ebay where homeyg buys them back with the money he made in spam.

How is that at all idiosyncratic?

 

[Birdjaguar]

idiotsincratic?

Isn't that the new political party that formed after the last US election?

 

[Birdjaguar]

@Taliesin/Birdjaguar: Darn. Still not bad, though.

Glad you liked them.

 

[ybbor]

How is that at all idiosyncratic?

the first line of his sig is a fake netsend, besides he was mad no one was doing one on him.

Yom has 2 cows. he's mad that Ybbor's 2 cows are so much cooler than his.

 

[Birdjaguar]

the first line of his sig is a fake netsend, besides he was mad no one was doing one on him.

Does he ever post anything interesting? [Talking like homeyg is not in the room]

 

[homeyg]

Does he ever post anything interesting? [Talking like homeyg is not in the room]

Probably not.