"Two cows" jokes, CFC OT style

[Cheezy the Wiz]

Inqvisitor has 2 cows, he thinks they are anti-semetic republicrats. They end the world.

 

[skadistic]

Cheezy has two cows, one is on a motorcycle trying to race the other in a fighter jet.

 

[carlosMM]

Bozo has two cows. One is of the subspecies Bovis taurus erectus, but he hasn't figured out which one yet.

 

[Richard Cribb]

I am too lazy to be creative right now, but if somebody wants to make some wisecracks about me, be my guest.

 

[Gogf]

Perfection had two cows, but they were killed and made into spam.

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

carlosMM has the fossilized remains of two early ancestors of cows, showing the transition from small primitive mammals to the livestock of today. Others insist that although they are transitional fossils, there are no transitional fossils between them; he then points out that they are ignorant.

 

[Duke of Marlbrough]

Moderator Action: We'll just end this spam/potential troll thread now.