Well then, are you cajun? What's your story?homeyg said:
"Two cows" jokes, CFC OT style
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If as you say, you don't make interesting posts from which readers can discern something of the person behind the forum mask, I was merely asking you to say something about who you are. Are you cajun? You have a story, it's who you are up to now; share a piece of it so we can convert it to cow jokes.homeyg said:
Silly me, I believed your profile. DC or Baltimore area?homeyg said:I'm actually from Maryland. So I'm not cajun (I do like cajun food though
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Why do you assume that if a person is from Maryland, they must be from DC or Baltimore?Birdjaguar said:
I grew up in Baltimore and back then you were either from Baltimore, DC or kept your boat on the Bay.Chairman Meow said:Why do you assume that if a person is from Maryland, they must be from DC or Baltimore?
I'm not sure the rest of Maryland really exists. Are you from Maryland too? I see two cows swimming across the bay....
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I'm from the part of Maryland that's perpetually buried in snow. I don't think I've ever seen the bay...Birdjaguar said:I grew up in Baltimore and back then you were either from Baltimore, DC or kept your boat on the Bay.
Are you from Maryland too? I see two cows swimming across the bay....
edit - ok, not perpetually... The snow does melt by July.
Isn't that West Virginia? Oh no must be Garret county.Chairman Meow said:
CM's two cows dream of the Bay;
Its balmy weather and fresh mowed hay;
For a warmer clime they both yearn
With wafting breezes from over the stern.
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Chairman Meow has 3.14.........cows.
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I'll have one last go at this...
Nonconformist has two chicken.
Nonconformist has two chicken.
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I wonder what .14159265... cows looks like...nonconformist said:
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Take a cow, cut it in three and remove one third, take another cow, cut it in five and remove four fifths. Remove a further 1/7 out of the first or second cow then add another cow and remove 8/9 out of it. Remove 1/9 out of what you can put together to make another cow then add one more cow and remove 10/11 from it. Continue this process forever four times over. Then remove what could be made into 3 cows. And you have just that... .1415926535... cow left
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Aphex twin has two cows. he repatedly hits them on the head with a math book. He then tries to calculate how much milk he can get out of his dead cows.
Aphex Twin has two cows and he figures that each cow when added or multiplied to the other, obeys the laws of Commutativity, Associativity, Distributivity, Identity, and Inverses. He has just proven that both cows are members of a field. Both cows look at him and eat cud.
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WillJ said:@Taliesin/Birdjaguar: Darn. Still not bad, though.
@kitten: That's just general two-cows jokes. I thought you meant that we've had a thread on doing two-cows jokes on CFC members. Or have we?
As I said, I'm sure we have, but the search program is a pain in the vulnerables...
Not to say this thread isn't with merit or fun, indeed...kittenOFchaos has two cows and is worrying what will happen when Mr Murphy finds out
Barbeque!kittenOFchaos said:Not to say this thread isn't with merit or fun, indeed...kittenOFchaos has two cows and is worrying what will happen when Mr Murphy finds out
I guess that means that you do live in Louisana, but that was not the point, I was tryig to get you to reveal a little something so I could think about a relevant cow piece for you.homeyg said:
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Birdlauguar is talking to HomeyG about his 2 cows. While they are talking the cows wander off where Ybbor milks them and sells the milk back to them for triple the price. When Birdjauguar finnaly figures oput something interesting about the cows he must change his joke to "Ybbor has 4 cows..."
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