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Norwegian soldiers in Afghanistan are getting emotionally involved in a war that was only supposed to be political...

This is Norwegian news, but I'll try to give you the important story points:

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A new Norwegian magazine for guys, called Alfa, is supposed to be launched this Friday.

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One of the big stories in this release version is reports from and interviews with Norwegian soldiers fighting in Afghanistan. Because Norway is such a huge peace-nation (nobody mention that we're one of the world's greatest weapons exporters per capita), the government was very careful about where Norwegian forces are operating (dead soldiers from a Not-A-Real-War-war isn't good for the polls):

Basically, we've been in the more peaceful areas of Afghanistan while Americans and other have been dealing with the tougher parts (Norwegian special forces excluded, from what I can gather they're all over the place). Of course, these political limitations has been annoying for the NATO commanders who can't fully utilise the Norwegian forces where they are most needed. However, the situation has slowly changed and Norwegian forces now have a tougher job than they had a year of two ago.

Now, Norway does have conscription, but the soldiers in Afghanistan are purely professional. Most of them enlisted after their conscription period ended, and are now serving in the only professional part of the army, Telemark Battalion.

From the interviews, several of the soldiers give statements that is shocking to our politicians and several top-members of the Norwegian military. Personally, I'm not exactly surprised, I see it more as something inevitable when one sends young men to fight in a war, or possibly also the type of people who do enlist to go to war. Selected quotes from the interviews:

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The headline reads: "Norwegian soldiers about killing in Afghanistan: Fighting [war] is better than sex.

Major Kristian Simonsen said:
I have deployed my forces with the intent to kill, and that has been a successful choice. [...] I don't reflect much over the fact of having taken someone's life. They chose for themselves to enter the battlefield with the intention to kill us, so then we're equally good. We are two parties in a war.
[...]
It was fantastic when I heard that we probably have killed the Taliban-leader who made the road bomb [IED] that killed Jokke [Norwegian soldier killed not too long ago].
Soldier said:
To be in a fight is worth the three months without :):):):)ing. Maybe it sounds silly, but it's better than to :):):):). When you're on the battlefield it's either you or the enemy, when you get "red mist" [indication of a deadly hit] in sight ... It's indescribable. That is precisely why we are here.
Soldier said:
The way it is here now, that's the way we hoped it would be. You don't enlist to Afghanistan to save the world, but to be part of a real war.
Soldier said:
Five of us have taken Taliban-lives. You get really pumped up just before you pull the trigger. You want to fire all the time if you have verified weapons and know that the enemy is a legitimate target. When you can finally fire, you're really blood-focused, it's almost as if things go in slow motion because you're so focused. By then we do everything we can to hit, to kill. And sometimes you're lucky, I hit a Taliban-warrior in the neck from 2770 meter February 2. this year. There was a lot of cheering then!

The article also tells that many of the soldiers have adopted an unofficial emblem of a skull and crossbones, that they decorate their uniforms and vehicles with.

Now lots of politicians, generals, psychologists and others are running each other down to criticise these statements, which they find surprising, unacceptable, shockingly brutal, a danger for fellow soldiers and a disregard for human life. And they're surely going to deal with it.

Because of the criticism, the editor of Alfa has decided to defend the soldiers:
Magnus S. Rønningen said:
The documentary in Alfa is a true picture from a war. War is about taking the life of an enemy before he takes your life. And that it feels good when they're succeeding, shouldn't come as a surprise for the Army. These are young boys whom Norwegian politicians have placed in an extreme situation. My impression was that they were good boys with a high level of professionalism and who enjoyed a high degree of recognition from the Allied forces.

To me it seems obvious that the Army is sacrificing its own soldiers in an attempt to save its own ass. Or as a part of an internal competition involving Telemark Battalion, where the statements made to Alfa is used as an easy opportunity. It is a well known fact that inside the Army there is a conflict between military leaders with much experience from combat and military leaders with much experience from the hallways of the Ministry of Defense. I don't need to guess which of the two that went to the media to criticise these soldiers.

Keep in mind that these are only statements and thoughts made by the soldiers. There are no reports that these soldiers have attacked civilians or otherwise done anything illegal.

Personally, I think people who didn't expect soldiers in Afghanistan to think in these ways are deluded. I don't think people can exist in a war zone and continuously think "killing is bad", "all human life is sacred", "I'm a soldier for peace"...

So once again, I'm disappointed by our cowardly politicians who refuse to admit we are in a war, who don't want to contribute soldiers to the war effort, and when they do only want them in safe areas, think that Norwegian soldiers should think and act like Sunday-school teachers and who seem to be unable to grasp how the reality really is.

Thoughts?

Oh, and a fun tidbit at the end:
Spoiler :
All the store owners in a small municipality called Eidskog, banned the newspaper that brought the news this morning.

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Reason:
- Not one of our 6400 inhabitants think war is better than sex. We don't want things like this in our shelves, that something as beautiful as sex should be worse than war which hurts innocents, says the leader of the Commercial groups in the municipality, Per Arne Tollefsbøl.

- I think they present [the news] in such a wrong way. Think if young people read "war is better than sex", then they go home and play their games. That's something we fear. It is actually an important issue, but they present it so wrong, says Jon Thorgersen, store manager at Kiwi.

Okay censorship, or bad censorship? :)


Mods: I'm sorry for tripping the auto-censor. But I felt it was correct to have the actual quotes presented. The equivalent Norwegian words were used in the actual magazine and the newspaper articles.
 
We have unleashed the terrible Viking bloodlust! :rolleyes:
 
That would explain why whenever I have a girlfriend I have a gnawing urge to punch her in the face and run for the trenches...
 
We have unleashed the terrible Viking bloodlust! :rolleyes:

About the size of it. You can have all the egalitarian Social Democracy and sexual liberation in the world but some deep bone memory makes them want to sack a couple of monastaries and wade knee-deep in the visera of their vanquished foes. In England we have the same thing about invading France :dunno:
 
If you do it right, you don't have to choose :p

Yeah, I think its the height of stupidity to expect people to not be excited/proud/motivated by accomplishing the exact thing they are tasked to do. Its not like this is a civil war with brother against brother whatnot (spare me the hippie world community BS), is there a reason to be sad you killed a Taliban member?
 
If you do it right, you don't have to choose :p

Yeah, I think its the height of stupidity to expect people to not be excited/proud/motivated by accomplishing the exact thing they are tasked to do. Its not like this is a civil war with brother against brother whatnot (spare me the hippie world community BS), is there a reason to be sad you killed a Taliban member?

What is in question is intent.

Are the troops there because they want to do the job or just because they want to kill people. The end result might still be the same and be of some use to the public, but we don't want people going to war simply to get the opportunity to kill people because they enjoy it.
 
I don't see how being happy about killing the Taliban is wrong. Over here the police celebrates when they kill an important drug baron as well (as does the people).

Norway seems to be too far on the PC side.
 
Jon Thorgersen said:
- I think they present [the news] in such a wrong way. Think if young people read "war is better than sex", then they go home and play their games. That's something we fear. It is actually an important issue, but they present it so wrong, says Jon Thorgersen, store manager at Kiwi.

Oh, God! Oh, no! You mean to say... You mean the young people go home and, oh dear God, they actually play their games? What in the name of Greek buggery?!?! What happened to the times when all there was to do once you got home was to twiddle your fingers, whack one off, drink large amounts of alcohol and by extension go on a murderous bloody Nordic rampage?!
 
I don't see how being happy about killing the Taliban is wrong. Over here the police celebrates when they kill an important drug baron as well (as does the people).

Norway seems to be too far on the PC side.

Taliban might have the bad guys on their side, but after all, they are still people. Getting enjoyment out of killing people is just plain wrong.
 
The Taliban wants to kill you. If you have any survival instinct at all, you will kill them. Some people have moral qualms about it. Big whoop, are they the ones protecting us?
 
War is better than sex?!? With you, maybe. :p
 
In both endeavors you do run the risk of being taken prisoner.
 
these jarheads were obviously frustrated with not being able to get any for such a long time that they made the title statement up to attempt to cope with it
 
Taliban might have the bad guys on their side, but after all, they are still people. Getting enjoyment out of killing people is just plain wrong.

Nope, if the people are barbarian warlords that get their kicks out of throwing acid at little girls and executing people who don't have beards, I say celebrate their deaths.

Not all people are good and not all life is sacred.
 
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