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[Kaitzilla]

After the explosion left Kerouac covered in human feces, urine and debris, he walked out of the men’s room seeking help from workers and the store’s manager, according to the lawsuit. An employee told him that they were aware of the “problem with the toilet” since there had been previous incidents, the lawsuit says, without diving into further details about the explosion

Previous incidents!

 

[Bonyduck Campersang]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1744825603252183321

Absolutely bonkers, and I love it.

 

[r16]

they dug the first tunnels to defeat "satanist" coronavirus curfews that would have prevented them from praying in the sinagog . At least this is what they claim . It gains a power of its own because such things somehow do it ; in case the heretics come in and gun them down .

after the Eppstein thing , it readily joins the Blood Libel thing , where the "Whites" quickly declare the Middle Easterners are sacrificing kids to their false god when they are not traficking the lot . Having fun is not a thing ı would suggest , considering it will lead to more justification to Holocaust II , where the camps are run with Anglosaxon efficiency and available freely for those who are NOT Jews , too .

 

[Kyriakos]

Ordering all the cops to the underground is not a good idea, what if Bane is around

 

[Bamspeedy]

For a more sane review:

Twitter Explodes With Antisemitic Misinfo After Secret Tunnels Found Under NYC Synagogue

News of secret tunnels beneath a Chabad in Crown Heights, Brooklyn has led to antisemitic conspiracy theories about trafficking and "Jewish tunnels."

www.rollingstone.com

 

[r16]

never ever had a need to be sane , but without being offensive to posters , ı could say the web in my country is like Bill Clinton visited after the '99 earthquake to steal orphans who were later killed by katanas / Japanese swords in satanic rituals of those who are not "human" . Not reptilians but people whose top Prophet is Moses .

 

[Kyriakos]

Why did they take down the funny video with the riot in the synagogue?
Religion very often attracts insane people, and makes them even worse.

 

[r16]

those insane will explain it as the Jewish Conspiracy . That anything negative about lizards and all being taken down . You know , some smart people nere already declare Musk bought Twitter to fight evil and "evil" in the world .

 

[r16]

by the way the more mainstreamish lot that owns the synagogue has been buying land in Northern Cyprus because of their oft repeated anti-Zionist attitude . You see , everything that happens in the world ends up coming this way . Yes , it will be useful to hurt anyone that kinda sorta opposes the Gazze stuff in Israel and the Jews across the world . Otherwise it wouldn't be on Twitter and so on .

 

[Kyriakos]

Panturbanism

 

[Bonyduck Campersang]

Religion very often attracts insane people, and makes them even worse.

All sorts of people are attracted to religion, it's just the insane ones that make the news

 

[Bonyduck Campersang]

Why did they take down the funny video with the riot in the synagogue?

Did you see the video of the man immaculately dressed in proper Orthodox clothing popping out of a vent?

 

[Kyriakos]

Did you see the video of the man immaculately dressed in proper Orthodox clothing popping out of a vent?

I saw only one inside the synagogue, with the pandemonium there

 

[r16]

bah , the story IS that the private pilot of Eppstein admitted they stole underage girls with the plane from here in 1999 , despite she would be "bought" at 15 , making it in 2001 or 2 when she was in any position to know . And has disappeared after this particular "admission" like today even if the all English news say she left her house not today but days ago . See or will see how everything will come here .

 

[Bonyduck Campersang]

I saw only one inside the synagogue, with the pandemonium there

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X/Twitter is having a lot of good-humoured fun with the whole imbroglio, but on the downside it's also brought a bunch of unhinged anti-Semites to the fore. Speaking of which, the site has a terrible issue with neo-Nazis. On no other major social media platform are they so numerous and so vocal.

*So I put two videos there, but turns out they've been deleted. I'll try to find them again

 

[Bonyduck Campersang]

*

X/Twitter is having a lot of good-humoured fun with the whole imbroglio, but on the downside it's also brought a bunch of unhinged anti-Semites to the fore. Speaking of which, the site has a terrible issue with neo-Nazis. On no other major social media platform are they so numerous and so vocal.

*So I put two videos there, but turns out they've been deleted. I'll try to find them again

https://twitter.com/x/status/1744536722078044399

At the 1.00 minute mark

 

[r16]

that's why it happens in the first place . They are two sides of the same coin and not two sides exchanging broadsides . It (Eppstein's tunnel thing) aims to decrease the Israeli "reputation" to convince the rest of the Middle East to take action against certain enemies of the West . The size of the blunder in some war is yet to be seen , it can be safely buried only with some other war .

otherwise people would be all tinfoil hats with "proof" evaporating instantly ... Mind , this is the "weakened" influence of some country in the affairs of one another .

 

[Bonyduck Campersang]

 

[Broken_Erika]

N.B. man 'happy to be alive' after nearly being impaled in driving accident​

Pickup truck pierced by bridge piece in crash on remote logging road ​

After a long night shift on Jan.10, Michael Roy hopped into his pickup truck with a co-worker and started the long drive home.

The ride could have been his last.

Roy, 32, often took a rural logging road for the 100-kilometre drive from the job site in Plaster Rock to his home in Saint-Quentin.

Snow was heavy through the desolate woodland trail known locally as the West Tobique Wood Road.

"We didn't see much and we didn't go fast," Roy said.

Halfway through the drive, just as they were approaching a sharp turn over a bridge, Roy said his steering began to malfunction.

He said he lost control of the wheel and hit the brakes just as his truck slid through the bridge and into a ditch.

After the crash, Roy turned to his co-worker.

"I told him I'm happy to be alive, and he didn't know why."

Roy told him to turn on his flashlight, and the crash scene was revealed.

A thick wooden beam from the bridge had pierced through the front body of the truck, into the cabin, and through the very seat Roy was sitting on.

"When it entered the truck, it hit my seat just enough to lift me a little bit," Roy said, adding that it even ripped his pants.

"I'm glad that it wasn't an inch over because I would not be here to talk with you."

He said he and his co-worker were both in disbelief that Roy was still alive — the pair walked away without injury.

"Just a little bruise and maybe two or three scratches. That's all I got," Roy said.

When he finally made it home safely, Roy's wife was shocked.

"My wife can't believe it until I showed her the pictures, and she can't believe it until I went with them the day after to the scrapyard to see the truck in person."

Roy said he didn't call police about the crash because it took place on a road through private land.

"The towing just went there and removed the truck from the bridge and towed it to the scrapyard," he said

The truck was totalled, but Roy was not — making him a bit of a local wonder in Saint-Quentin, which has around 2,000 residents.

"Every time I go to the mall or the grocery, everyone tells me that they can't believe I'm still alive," Roy said.

Despite going through a near-death experience, Roy said he's not nervous to get behind the wheel again.

"I know it's because it's mechanical issues, it's not my skill that's involved," he said, adding that he's worked as a heavy equipment operator for seven years and during those years, drove in his fair share of winter storms.

"I didn't think that something like that could possibly happen to me," Roy said.

"But now, I see that you never know when it's your time."
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/new-brunswick/saint-quentin-truck-crash-beam-implalement-1.7086909

 

[Samson]

Poppadoms are crisps now

It’s crunch time for Walkers after a ruling that the company must pay VAT on its mini poppadoms because they are really more like crisps.

Under the complex tax rules, foods on that list attract 20% VAT, which can mean a multimillion-pound bill for sellers. Traditional poppadoms are zero-rated as they are deemed to be a restaurant food or one that requires further preparation rather than a packaged snack.

Previous VAT debates have involved McVitie’s Jaffa Cakes, which tax authorities in the 1990s unsuccessfully argued were biscuits; Pringles, a win for HM Revenue and Customs when they were found to be a crisp; and flapjacks, which were found to be too chewy to be a cake and therefore subject to VAT.

In 2008, Marks & Spencer claimed back £3.5m in overpaid VAT on its chocolate teacakes after a 12-year battle that ended in Europe’s highest court ruling they were cakes and not a biscuit.

Walkers argued its mini poppadoms should not be classed as a crisp as they were not made from potato and required preparation before consumption, as they were designed for dipping in sauces or to have alongside a curry.

However, a tax tribunal found that the “small, generally round, bite-sized objects”, which were “somewhat wavy, with small bubbles on the surface”, were crisps in all but name as 40% of the ingredients were “potato-derived” including potato granules and potato starch.