What do you call your penis? And girls, what do you call your lady bits?

[ParadigmShifter]

Mr. Snake for me (no, not really. I call him Barry, after Barry White).

 

[tycoonist]

Kenneth.

 

[Karalysia]

Miss Behave

 

[Perfection]

The Eagle as landed...

 

[ParadigmShifter]

Mr. Floppy occasionally gets a look in when I am really drunk.

 

[Cheetah]

Dear thing has many names.

But the name doesn't matter. It's what it does that counts. And it does very well!

 

[cardgame]

It doesn't have a name.

 

[ParadigmShifter]

It will have when you have been Christened.

 

[Leonel]

I call it a penis? Why would I give it a name?

 

[JollyRoger]

Old Faithful

 

[ParadigmShifter]

Old Faithful

Does it erupt every 45 to 125 minutes?

 

[bathsheba666]

Bea Verry afraid

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Electrolyte, water, and nitrogenous compound homeostatic disposal mechanism.

 

[Communisto]

Old One Eye

 

[Atticus]

This thread's got great juxtaposition potential!

 

[Dumanios]

A Penis.

 

[Birdjaguar]

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