Joe Harker
1st in the Premiership!
The only thing I really know about you is that you invented cricket and regularly get beaten by Pakistan.
We get beaten by everyone in any sport we have invented

The only thing I really know about you is that you invented cricket and regularly get beaten by Pakistan.
In The Evil Empire, Steven A. Grasse exposes the secret history of Englands global misdeeds. He asks what few have dared to ask: Having spent the better half of the millennium turning the world into their personal litter box, where do the English get off blaming everything on America?
After all, whose imperialistic shenanigans is Osama bin Laden really trying to avenge? Whose landgrabbing ways put the Palestinians and Israelis at each others throats? Who invented machine guns, wage slavery and concentration camps?
Of course not, you're in Oxford. Non-Con scared them all away.There are always outliers. There certainly aren't many pretty women round here.
If you were in town over the last couple of days you'd see what I mean. Cornmarket was flooded with short, fat women dressed in bells.
Presumably the bells were to warm people to look away, rather than burn their eyeballs.
If countries were people, I would consider Britain to be the US's brother.I just want to see what you all think of us Brits and what we are good and bad at.
It's stinks in cornmarket, smells really bad, although the cookie store is good![]()
Of course not, you're in Oxford. Non-Con scared them all away.
Are you sure you're not thinking of the covered market? Cornmarket is the main street...
The covered market's great. Nothing like walking into a disemboweled deer to wake you up.
http://www.evilempirebook.com/
After all, whose imperialistic shenanigans is Osama bin Laden really trying to avenge? Whose landgrabbing ways put the Palestinians and Israelis at each others throats? Who invented machine guns, wage slavery and concentration camps?
If countries were people, I would consider Britain to be the US's brother.
The UK is good at:
1. Creating an empire.
2. Warfare
3. Killing a tremendous number of people
4. Michelle Marsh and Lucy Pinder
5. Soccer supposedly (I don't watch soccer).
6. Science (Darwin, Newton, and others)
7. Music (Handel, punk rock, and others)
8. Comedy television (Fawlty Towers, Absolutely Fabulous)
9. Extremely humorous parliamentary meetings (standing up, sitting down, and constant jeering)
10. Silly wigs for the judges and silly ceremonies. They're good comedy.
Bad at:
1. Food (So I've heard. I've never had British food.)
2. Keeping the aristocracy (the royals).
3. Rudeness (So I've heard and seen on TV.)
4. Journalists there are especially cruel to celebrities. I don't think celebrities are inherently special, but they're human beings. Journalists treat them like dirt.
5. Too many ceremonies. Ceremonies are money wasters and time wasters.
6. Joining the US in the Iraq war. While it's commendable that you stuck with the US as allies, the Iraq war was the wrong war for so many reasons. No one should have joined the US in the Iraq war.
You live in the Sheldonian? Cooooool
Are you sure you're not thinking of the covered market? Cornmarket is the main street...
The covered market's great. Nothing like walking into a disemboweled deer to wake you up.
During the 2nd Boer War (1899-1902)When did the Britons invent concentration camps? Sometime during the occupation of India?
I think it's unfair to blame machine guns and wage slavery on the Britons, as they would have been invented by someone else given enough time.
When did the Britons invent concentration camps? Sometime during the occupation of India?
I didn't forget them. I simply chose not to include them, since everyone includes them.Our food is lovely, nothing like having a greasy fish n chips in a stone cottage in devron. U forgot monty python, surly the greatest british comedy
That's not the centre. Carfax is the centre, and I live very close to it. You know the two cardboard boxes on Bonn Square?
That's my home. A full two stories!