azzaman333
meh
"Can I hold your bag for you?"
What not to say to a terrorist?
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Perfection
The Great Head.
Want some bacon?
Kennigit
proud 2 boxer
Go for the record!
pop daddy
THE DUNGEON MASTER
See you at five for the potluck. Oh, are you bringing the pasta salad or a dessert?
warpus
Sommerswerd asked me to change this
"I'm a virgin"
SS-18 ICBM
Oscillator
"How about a pint?"
Zack
99% hot gas
"I hate you."
PeteAtoms
FormulaRandom
I'm an American!
Dude, I love that vest, it's da' bomb!
Dude, I love that vest, it's da' bomb!
Bratmon
Super Bratmon 3
(If he has a bad map) "Dude, here's the real map to the white house.".
SS-18 ICBM
Oscillator
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help."
Zack
99% hot gas
I am so proud of my country that I will die with the American Flag draped over my body.
PeteAtoms
FormulaRandom
Hey, do you hear something ticking?
Perfection
The Great Head.
You shouldn't say, "can you tell me how to get to the Unitarian church", 'cuz they wouldn't know where it is. 
Fr8monkey
Deity
I have a picture of Mohammed... wanna see?
azzaman333
meh
Why are you wearing a towel on your head?
Thorvald of Lym
A Little Sketchy
"Spare a light?"
SS-18 ICBM
Oscillator
If it's a hostage situation:
"I'm just going to call for pizza."
"I'm just going to call for pizza."
Firestorm94
zuh?
"Hey, buddy, I'll buy your ticket for you and your friends!"
