What would you do if Krampus came to your house during Christmas

What would you if you were visited by Krampus on Christmas

  • Slam the door

    Votes: 1 6.7%
  • Politely ask him to leave

    Votes: 2 13.3%
  • Challenge him to Mortal Kombat

    Votes: 1 6.7%
  • Scream and run in terror

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Ask him to have a beer with you

    Votes: 6 40.0%
  • Get your shotgun and ask him to leave

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Been scared stiff and unable to move

    Votes: 3 20.0%
  • Commit Seppuku because you were deemed unworthy of Santa

    Votes: 1 6.7%
  • Roundhouse Kick to the Face

    Votes: 1 6.7%

  • Total voters
    15
I'm pretty good at video games so beer + Mortal Kombat would be the way to go. No reason to make a bad situation worse by being mean to him.
 
Fake a depression episode, tell him that I know I'm scum and he's not needed here. Then drink beer and play video games in my pyjamas until he leaves.
 
If I could keep my wits about him, I'd invite him to have a beer.

Hospitality is a big thing with fey and other unworldly types. Maintaining strict observation of etiquette is your only chance. After all, if he wanted to mess you up, he would have done so already. He's giving you a chance to save your hide, so don't look a gift, uh, goat in the mouth.
 
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