Eukaryote
Deity
That I agree with.MobBoss said:
What would you do in this, unbelivable, extreme, situation?
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Pyrite
Emperor
Well, it's more like he's telling us to become donkeys and we're supposed to listen, but the choice is open. But it seems stupid for an omni powerful being to have to resort to such measures. Just make most people infertile if you have to. If indeed god did ask for such things, I think I would just laugh at him and go at him legionary style. What what.
ybbor
Will not change his avata
Drool4Res-pect said:
Pay attention to what? That wasn't flaming or a rude joke.
Thequeenisgay
Chieftain
CivGeneral said:
well according to Christians he did he dicided the jews werent the holy people anymore..
amadeus
Bishop of Bio-Dome
Betray.
I end up in Hell for a thousand years? I've seen Bio-Dome. I can do Hell on a freakin' handstand.
I end up in Hell for a thousand years? I've seen Bio-Dome. I can do Hell on a freakin' handstand.
Eukaryote
Deity
True, but the situation is hypothetical, that's very clear. It's not actully about scriptual accuacy, it's just a question of what you would do. Just ignore the FACT that god would never do this.CivGeneral said:
King Flevance
Deity
There is a simple way out of this though. First of all Satan has the power to appear as an angel of light. (The Great Deciever.) If everything happened as you said, I would give the head the finger and go on about my business as it would be satan trying to mess with your minds.
God would not tell you to be something he knows your not. The head is Satan, go on about your business.
God would not tell you to be something he knows your not. The head is Satan, go on about your business.
GenMarshall
High Elven ISB Capt & Ghost Agent
Sorry I doubt that God would ever contradict on his own word. Especialy when God stated to "Go forward, be fruitfull and multiply" as well as stating that homosexual acts are immoral. And that is what I would expect if I told my priest this hypothetical dream and would tell me what I stated in this post.Drool4Res-pect said:
If this so called "God" from your hypothetical reality said that. I would blainly reject him because I believe that the true God will never contradict his own scriptures, this so called "God" is actualy the devil in desguise trying to trick God's followers, and that I will no go along with the commandment on being a homosexual because: 1. I believe homosexual sex is a sin and 2. No one can change their sexual orientation and finaly 3. I will precive it as the trickery of the Devil. With his punishment, I will not care that I end up in hell for 1,000 years because I see it as just another trick of the Devil. I will still be a God loving Christian as well as continuing to worship the true God, not some saitan in desguise
Since there is no option for "Just cast it asside since its a trick of the Devil/Satan". I would have to vote for the Radioactive Monkey option.
Perfection
The Great Head.
He said be "Fruitfull", maybe he thinks we've gotten into the "Don't Ask" stage.CivGeneral said:
Eukaryote
Deity
Good awnser man! I always thought you belived that people could change your sexual oriantation at will, guess I thought wrong. Way to teach me something about you. You rule CivGenral.CivGeneral said:
CaptainF
The Professional Poster
I am agnostic, so i'd maintain my streak of skepticism, except that i'm not skeptical that I prefer boobies over...anything else.
If, however, it turns out he wasn't joking, and that this is not a hoax, I'd kindly choose sticking a gun in my mouth over sticking a penis in my mouth ANY day of the week.
If, however, it turns out he wasn't joking, and that this is not a hoax, I'd kindly choose sticking a gun in my mouth over sticking a penis in my mouth ANY day of the week.
Yuri2356
Test Screening
In this scenario, 'god' has committed perhaps the most cunning move a Deity could perform in tending to his Herd. By issuing this proclamation, the mindless and god-fearing followers will cease to breed, thus removing themselves from the gene pool. Those rational enough to step back and think about what he's said will see that twelve couples is a dangerously small sample to carry on a population with. The sudden shift in demographics would destroy the economy and otherwise screw up the human population.
They, along with those who are bold enough to live their lives without fear of this divine threat, will go right on breeding. They may suffer in hell afterwords (A finite one at that, meaning they will eventually move on to... say... puragtory... and then to heaven), or it may be one of God's clever little tricks to see who actually uses the intellect he passed down to humanity. (In which case, they'd stand before the gates where the lord would smile and say, 'you pass')
So, I defy this word of God on the chance that it's one of those wacky tests of faith. And if I'm wrong, I still lived MY life, and will simply go thought a finite period of suffering to be followed by endless bliss, or mediocrity. With the memory of my life by me all the while.
They, along with those who are bold enough to live their lives without fear of this divine threat, will go right on breeding. They may suffer in hell afterwords (A finite one at that, meaning they will eventually move on to... say... puragtory... and then to heaven), or it may be one of God's clever little tricks to see who actually uses the intellect he passed down to humanity. (In which case, they'd stand before the gates where the lord would smile and say, 'you pass')
So, I defy this word of God on the chance that it's one of those wacky tests of faith. And if I'm wrong, I still lived MY life, and will simply go thought a finite period of suffering to be followed by endless bliss, or mediocrity. With the memory of my life by me all the while.
Eukaryote
Deity
Wow! I didn't understand all of what you said but I'm impressed with your cleaverness.Yuri2356 said:
Eukaryote
Deity
Feed the martians, duh.Elrohir said:
Yuri2356
Test Screening
I did get kind of tangled in my own words at points while writing that.Drool4Res-pect said:
Narz
keeping it real
Doesn't bother me. My chick are I are one of the 12 couples with the superior genes. 
You ask for serious answers, when you have claimed that a god would think that the solution to overpopulation is to make 12 people gay?
Btw are you religious?
It would have been better if you had provided more info about your personal trouble/worry/etc rathen than produce a bizarre example which could not possibly make people reply something of significance for you.
Btw are you religious?
It would have been better if you had provided more info about your personal trouble/worry/etc rathen than produce a bizarre example which could not possibly make people reply something of significance for you.
amadeus
Bishop of Bio-Dome
It wouldn't work anyway, since there'd still be sperm banks. Overpopulation wouldn't stop, we'd simply have an entire planet that is raised by gays and lesbians.
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