What would you do in this, unbelivable, extreme, situation?

[RedWolf]

It wouldn't work anyway, since there'd still be sperm banks. Overpopulation wouldn't stop, we'd simply have an entire planet that is raised by gays and lesbians.

You're right in that it wouldn't work.

Since when has threatening ever curbed sexual behaviour? Pre-marital sex us suppossed to be a sin (and thus a ticket to hell) but people have been doing that since the beginning of time (despite the threats).

 

[Kozmos]

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[Tank_Guy#3]

If God really wanted that, I'd pray he gave me the power to change.

BTW, Is there a point to this thread?

I would tell him my faith in my own free will is far more powerful than my devotion to him. That would be me now.

However if I fit into the description you stated above, I would say "The Catholic Church says homosexuality is bad, so I'm not going to do it."

Edit: or, I decide the head must be Andross, and I get the arwing to kill it.

That's right, he is a flying head that takes in a deep breath then shoots thousands of some kind of strange weapon at you (strange squares if memory serves). Remember, you have to take out the eyes .

 

[tomsnowman123]

That's right, he is a flying head that takes in a deep breath then shoots thousands of some kind of strange weapon at you (strange squares if memory serves). Remember, you have to take out the eyes .

Then he turns into the brain.

 

[TheBladeRoden]

In this hell you speak of, will I be subjected to gayanalbumsex there? Or similar such insertion acts?

If so, I might as well be gay since I'll be getting analbumsex anyway. But this way I can get out of it in 50 years instead of 1000.

 

[Eukaryote]

In this hell you speak of, will I be subjected to gayanalbumsex there? Or similar such insertion acts?

If so, I might as well be gay since I'll be getting analbumsex anyway. But this way I can get out of it in 50 years instead of 1000.

True, never tought of it like that.

 

[Eukaryote]

You ask for serious answers, when you have claimed that a god would think that the solution to overpopulation is to make 12 people gay?

Btw are you religious?

It would have been better if you had provided more info about your personal trouble/worry/etc rathen than produce a bizarre example which could not possibly make people reply something of significance for you.

First of all, no flaming, second of all, what happens is God tries to solve over population by making only 12 couple straght and the REST gay, read the first post man. And yes, I'm a devoted christian.

 

[IglooDame]

What would I do? Hmmm... Is the minister cute?

 

[Marshy]

NO FLAMING, OR RUDE JOKES, PLEASE! REMEMBER THIS IS HYPOTHETICAL! SO DO NOT MAKE THE ARGUMENT THAT IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN! EXPECT TO BE REPORTED IF YOU'RE RUDE!​

YES SIR!

To all of your however I command you, from now on you are all to be homosexual, and if you disobay you shall be punished with a thousand years in hell!

It depends. Just how gay are we talking here? Could I get away with the occasional date and a chaste kiss at the end of the night? Or is god demanding the whole nine yards?

 

[Eukaryote]

It depends. Just how gay are we talking here? Could I get away with the occasional date and a chaste kiss at the end of the night? Or is god demanding the whole nine yards?

God is basicly asking you to feel gay, and act like it because you feel like it.

 

[bathsheba666]

Wouldn't it be simpler for Him to just whip up another flood?

This would help with global warming also....

 

[Truronian]

It depends what type of beer the minister has. Personally I think I could do better... a footballer maybe

 

[greekguy]

I would betray God. I really wouldn't care if God wanted me to be gay, i like girls not guys. Basically, if God would ever ask me to do something ridiculous, over the line, and against the Bible, I would simply ignore him and go on with my life. Even if i end up in with a lousy afterlife because of my choice, I would still be happy, since I lived my life the way i wanted. Plus, there is a chance a scenario like this would be a test, and my afterlife will be ok anyway.

 

[Marshy]

God is basicly asking you to feel gay, and act like it because you feel like it.

In that case, since he is asking the impossible (to feel gay) I have to tell him that I couldn't do. Since we're only talking about a thousand years in hell I'd do the time.
Even if he were only asking for the possible (to feel gays) I would probably still say no. As a married man I'm sure that my wife would get pretty ticked off. I can hear her now "You're always taking other people sides, your mother's, god's ...."

 

[Bozo Erectus]

What would you do in this, unbelivable, extreme, situation?

Id say, "You cant be God, because this is the stupidest thing Ive ever heard." then Id pull his mask off and everybody would gasp and say "Its Mr Smith the landlord!" Then he'd say "I coulda pulled it off, if it wasnt for those meddling kids!" Then we'd all have some Scooby Snacks.

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

Well, I will try to answer seriously. First of all, I would determine if it really were God, and not Satan. I do believe I could tell the difference. Second of all, I would ask if He were going to give me the attraction, as I can't do it on my own. If He caused me to become attracted to men, well, that's life. I would probably end up choosing to be celibate because I am weird like that, but basically if He wanted me to be attracted to men He would have to do all the work.

 

[Tycoon101]

Here's another thing: How long us 1000 years in Hell?

Hell is a non-corporeal place, thus time flows differently there than it does here. A Hell Year could last 5 seconds for all I know.

 

[IglooDame]

Here's another thing: How long us 1000 years in Hell?

Hell is a non-corporeal place, thus time flows differently there than it does here. A Hell Year could last 5 seconds for all I know.

No way it could be 5 seconds. A Michael Bolton concert is what, at least an hour, right?

 

[RedWolf]

I would betray God. I really wouldn't care if God wanted me to be gay, i like girls not guys. Basically, if God would ever ask me to do something ridiculous, over the line, and against the Bible, I would simply ignore him and go on with my life. Even if i end up in with a lousy afterlife because of my choice, I would still be happy, since I lived my life the way i wanted. Plus, there is a chance a scenario like this would be a test, and my afterlife will be ok anyway.

This brings up the interesting question though... Apparently in your opinion the bible trumps God... But why? Isn't the whole significance of the bible the fact that it IS the word of god?

So if God changes his mind doesn't that sorta make the bible out of date? You can stubbornly keep believing in it if you want but what's the point if you're basically just mindlessly following a book that no longer has any meaning? (which it doesn't if it no longer represents God's will)

(All of this of course assuming that this whole scenario isn't ridiculous)

 

[C~G]

Public poll?

Sorry Foxy but are you living in denial?

Rude joke, my bad.