what would you take to a lone island?

[QuoVadisNation]

No cheating?

1. A hatchet/axe
2. a good waterproof blanket
3. few days food and water supplies
4. woman*
5. flares

*: This, or a lighter. Women breathe fire, right?

 

[Perfection]

A smart supermodel to play chess with

Dude, we're gonna have so much fun together.

 

[JohnRM]

1. Knife
2. Sturdy tarp
3. Axe
4. Sharpening stone
5. Metal pot

 

[Onionsoilder]

1) Book: The Collection of Shanara. All my favorite stories compiled into one big tome.
2) Machette: It's like a knife and an axe in one! You can chop OR slash!
3) Flares: Good for starting a fire, or getting noticed. Or both.
4) A pot: Boiling Water. Most stagnant(or ocean) water is not good.
5) Tarp: Preferably a red one.

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

1. A crashed plane.
2. A hatch.
3. A polar bear.
4. A sailboat sailed by a drunken Scotsman.
5. A frozen donkey wheel.

 

[Rossiya]

Woman
Woman
Woman
Woman
Woman

 

[RedRalph]

1. A crashed plane.
2. A hatch.
3. A polar bear.
4. A sailboat sailed by a drunken Scotsman.
5. A frozen donkey wheel.

I think an ex-Republican Guard would come in handy too. and Anna Lucia

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

Ana-Lucia would always come in handy. Her, plus Claire, Kate, Alex, and Shannon. Heck, maybe they should have been my five . . .

 

[Firstlady]

Ana-Lucia would always come in handy. Her, plus Claire, Kate, Alex, and Shannon. Heck, maybe they should have been my five . . .

Seriously, can we pick LOST people? Haha

hmm

1) BoM
2) Flute
3) Notebook
4) Pack of pens
5) The key

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

What is a BoM?

 

[Firstlady]

What is a BoM?

Book of Mormon

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

Book of Mormon

That's what I figured.

Anyways, why not bring a quad? You can use Song of Solomon as kindling in a pinch.

 

[Firstlady]

That's what I figured.

Anyways, why not bring a quad? You can use Song of Solomon as kindling in a pinch.

Haha, nice. x_x

 

[Phlegmak]

Boat
4 women.

Since you have no means of obtaining food, you and the remaining members of your entourage would have to eat the 4th woman. And then the 3rd woman. And then...

 

[RedRalph]

Can Girls Aloud count as one choice?

 

[Dodge_272]

Just porn.

 

[Munch]

Just porn.

I'm afraid you're only allowed five porns.

 

[LucyDuke]

So are we doing this the lame way where everyone tries to come up with the best set of survival equipment? Or the fun way where we talk about the crap that we would want to have if we were gonna be bored for a long time and our lives weren't at risk?

If the lame way:
1. Les Stroud
2. Multitool
3. Harmonica
4. Towel
5. A box of little green plastic army men

If the cool way:
1. My doggie
2. Big blank book in waterproof case
3. Colored pencils (I'm assuming survival crap that is already accounted for includes a knife so I don't have to bring a pencil sharpener.)
4. Waterproof baggie containing (five sheets of) high-powered blotter acid
5. Uhhh.... a high-powered telescope!