Which toenail do you cut first?

[IAM]

Which toenail do you cut first? I start with the right pinky toe and move in order across to the left pinky toe. My guess is that since most people are right handed they do the same. I keep them short.

Obligatory toe info from wiki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toe

 

[Dachs]

I cut the longest one.

 

[Mr. Dictator]

Right big toe to right pinky. Left Big toe to left pinky.

 

[azzaman333]

I pay a family of African children to cut my toenails for me.

 

[_random_]

I bit my toenails down to size as necessary. Keeps my toenails short and my hips limber.

 

[madviking]

Right toe.

 

[Antilogic]

Since I'm left-handed and for some reason prefer to work inside-to-outside, I always start cutting right thumb/big toe and work right, then switch around and go left thumb/big toe and work left.

 

[mayor]

I have absolutely no idea....

 

[Mise]

Left big toe ----> left pinky
Right big toe ----> right pinky

Same with my hands.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Big toe. Doesn't matter which side.

 

[choxorn]

I do not have toes, as I am secretly an eldrich abomination from another dimension. I would say what I have instead, but I'm not quite sure what part of me best corresponds to a "toe" and if you humans would be able to understand the sounds of eldrich abomination language anyway.

 

[Ayatollah So]

Exact reverse of IAM. On the rare occasion when I'm cutting them all. Usually just a few long ones.

 

[Quackers]

its a free for all

 

[NickyJ]

Right big toe to right pinky. Left Big toe to left pinky.

This.

 

[Tecknojock]

Left big toe to left pinky followed by right pinky to right big toe

 

[kochman]

You should have made this a public poll so we could find out which freaks have more than 10 toes and black list them...

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

My right big toe is on a completely different schedule from the rest of them, as it is pretty messed up - my entire life, any time something bad happened to a toe it was that one.

Other than that I move left to right.

 

[trader/warrior]

Left long toe(this is the one next to the big right?) ---> Pinky, right long toe ---> pinky, then the big toes. I save the big toes to last because they are the most enjoyable to cut so I have an incentive to keep on cutting. Problem is the damn things seem to wear down by themselves so big toenail cutting is a rare treat.

Seems I'm the only one that doesn't start at either the big toe or pinky, interesting. Guess I'm kind of weird like that.

 

[Verarde]

Right Big Toe to Right Pinky Toe
Left Big Toe to Left Pinky Toe

And I don't "cut" my nails, I clip them.

 

[Angst]

This thread is creepy.