While We Wait: Boredom Strikes Back

[Luckymoose]

ChatNES IV is happening tonight in #nes. Come join, immediately.

 

[Ninja Dude]

Join and watch Thlayli mess up your starting point, but don't worry. You'll win in the end.

Edit: More like get the worst starting point ever. Jesus I hate Thlayli right now.

 

[Thlayli]

ChatNES IV - The Island Wars

The current status after turn 3!

Spoiler :

Pink - Kraznaya
Orange - NPC
Brown - Tuxedohamm
Tan - NPC
Purple - qoou
Green - Ninja
Gold - fc
Silver - NPC
Blue - Matt
Red - Luckymoose

Applicants for the NPC's for tomorrow's continuation will be welcome.

 

[Dachs]

Apparently Thlayli sucks at linking images, so here's the actual map:

 

[Thlayli]

Thanks Dachs.

 

[Dachs]

Ooooh, a ninja!

 

[Thlayli]

Ooooh, a ninja!

You could give me more than 2 minutes to edit my image before jumping down my throat next time.

 

[Daftpanzer]

Very interesting - if I didn't require sleep at those hours, I would love to join you guys

 

[Ninja Dude]

Good job guys. You have locked me out of #nes somehow.

 

[Immaculate]

sorry i left so quickly and couldn't get in on your game thayli- kid starting screaming and ice fell on our deck and knocked out the lights.

 

[Luckymoose]

Oh, just to raise awareness for the awesomeness happening in #nes, possibly tonight even.

 

[Terrance888]

It its back, I'm back

 

[qoou]

Alt-hist question:
What would have happened had Uqbar coalesced into a more centralized kingdom rather than the loose tribal coalition it was? It'd be interesting to see their culture survive into the modern age.

Edit: Damn wikipedians reverting their articles.

 

[Kozmos]

That looks very nice.

 

[Daftpanzer]

Who is Opriver? If I can retake Penzere I would very much like to negotiate a peace treaty there.

 

[Terrance888]

Me. Hey penzere,

 

[flyingchicken]

ChatNES is happening now. :O

 

[flyingchicken]

CHATNES V as modded by Thlayli


PROVINCES are captured by attacking them; they provide 1$ income each
CITIES are captured by capturing the surrounding provinces and waiting there for 2 turns; all cities provide the same amount of $, which varies turn to turn (ranging from 2-6$)
COMBAT is being in the same province as enemies; resolved using sekrit formula; battles are decisive but stronger units may retreat if defeated

UNITS
Can move one province at a time; knights may move 2 friendly provinces, or move 1 friendly province and attack 1, or attack 1 and not move any more.
▪ Militia: 1$ (cheap & weak)
▪ Man at Arms: 3$ (offensive)
▪ Crossbowman: 3$ (defensive)
▪ Longbowman: 4$ (better offensive)
▪ Pikeman: 4$ (better defensive)
▪ Knight: 6$ (badass)

CASTLES
Produce a number of temporary defensive units when attacked; the better the castle, the better the chances for an advanced defensive unit; may be upgraded
• Small Castle: 5$ (2-3 units)
■ Medium Castle:10$ (3-4 units)
■ Large Castle: 15$ (4-5 units)

SEA UNITS
??? You may not transport and attack at the same turn
▪ War Galley: 3$ (kills things)
▪ Transport: 2$ (transports)

 

[~Darkening~]

The apocalypse is a year, eight months, and fifteen days off?

 

[GamezRule]

Anybody know why this forum is linked to Civ 3 Stories and Tales?