Will NIST ever fix their tables?

[IglooDame]

You fool. You poor, deluded, fool. The work of '04 was written under great duress, when Rection had Cabin Fever, and the Church of Willym Shattnor were breathing down his neck-his theory on the propagation of the dynastic reprocical is erroneous. As well as Daily being a member of the Thuggee cult that receently resurfaced in Molvania, he has also been proven to have links to the Kremlin in Ben Dover's book Spoonology: an art and therefore must be viewed with utter septicism, you perverted, necrophiliac-beastialist.

The animals were still alive at the time, and besides it is bestialist you spelling-deficient -

Oh, ah, sorry Ainwood, we'll continue this via Usenet alt.nist.bmdfklnbdfbnd810.no-it-isnt threads.


And semi-ontopic, if you see this guy in public, throw some spam or simulated bits of Stonehenge at him:

 

[nonconformist]

The animals were still alive at the time, and besides it is bestialist you spelling-deficient

Stop flogging the dead horse

 

[Erik Mesoy]

Dead horse? I think not...

On Usenet, one will sometimes come across groups of people, beating a patch of ground with sticks in an almost religious fashion. The ground is generally dusty, the grass having been destroyed by constant pounding over a long period of time. If one of the group is approached or questioned about this, their reply will usually indicate that they are having a debate.

To understand these groups usually requires consultation with a historian, who will inform you that the patch of ground once contained a dead horse, and these people believe themselves to be beating it.