xmas poll

[SlowwHand]

You "No" voters done screwed the pooch.

Santa Claus most certainly does exist, but not in the form of one singular individual.
Santa Claus exists inside us all. [dance]

Would you like to reconsider your vote now?

 

[floppa21]

Originally posted by Sixchan
I, personally can't see the point in the idea of Santa.

That's sacrilege and you will burn. . .

"Santa Claus exists inside us all." says Slowwhand.

Told ya, I think Santa is really Jesus in disguise. But that wouldn't explain the Santa=Satan thing...

 

[scorch]

i can't belive some peoplea rea actually talking seriosly about this ****

 

[Cunobelin Of Hippo]

Yeah! Santa leads 14-10! :santa:

 

[Simon Darkshade]

scorch: "your strange... im sure you're going to get hit up for spamming"
(chokes on drink while reading this)
Oh the irony, the supreme irony!!!!

On the matter of Father Christmas, as he is known to us refined individuals, is a real man, aged 67, who used to work the rest of the year as a hangman. That's the other reason why you better be good, boys and girls.....

"If he doesn't exist, who was that big fat guy in the department store with the red suit and the white beard - you know, the one with liquor on his breath who was doing unspeakable things to a little boy on his knee?"

(begins sweating profusely, looking sideways)
Ummmm..... I was young and needed the money!...He said he was 18!...They said that tape would only be released in Eastern Europe!
It was that other guy, the one who only looks like me...

 

[Sixchan]

I wouldn't be good at joking around. Watch:

Santa exists! Really, he does! Everyone celebrate the spirit of christmas! Yay! Woo!

Doesn't sound like me.

I don't celebrate Christmas, though. I have parties at solstice, both because I'm not Xtian, and I can go to the shops when I run out of food and drinks, making solstice parties last much longer than Christmas ones.


Oh, and BTW:

Santa Claus exists inside us all

I can see the autopsy now...

Brain: 12lbs (note I am crap with imperial measurements)
Heart: 4lbs
Santa: 5lbs

If he is inside us all, can we cut people up and find Santa?
Or is he all in our heads? Isn't it then all a big lie? Is Santa a mental disease?

Before you say it: yes, I probaby was scarred by finding out there was no Santa (as a person, if you want). I couldn't believe my parents would lie knowingly to me like that.

 

[Dell19]

Santa lives in your brain. If you think about Christmas you will think about Santa at some point. It is weird that parents lie at about Santa yet preach about not lying.