You are king of a small sized island, what weapon systems do you use to defend it?

[Rashiminos]

How many small gunships are allowed?

All personnel will be given red-team manuals.

 

[Formaldehyde]

I'd go with Godzilla to patrol the local waters and King Kong to defend the interior, given sufficient local virgins to keep him occupied, of course.

 

[choxorn]

I'd place poisoned food of every variety on the shore in the hope that the invading army is stupid enough to eat it.

 

[ParadigmShifter]

Leave what look like health pickups lying around everywhere but are in fact booby traps.

 

[Mad Man]

I'll have to get back to this thread in a little bit.

 

[Kerozine]

Leave what look like health pickups lying around everywhere but are in fact booby traps.

Oh that is sneaky.

 

[Perfection]

Behold, Nuclear waste drinking giant ridable super chef pirate puppy and his rocket cot!

Nothin' can take 'im.

 

[civ_king]

Nice Perf...

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Behold, Nuclear waste drinking giant ridable super chef pirate puppy and his rocket cot!

Nothin' can take 'im.

So there's another giant to ride the puppy?

 

[West 36]

If I give up my crown and become a democracy, that means I'm pretty much safe right? Democracies don't fight each other, correct? And they don't take kindly to democracy being impeded upon, yes?

 

[ParadigmShifter]

If I give up my crown and become a democracy, that means I'm pretty much safe right? Democracies don't fight each other, correct? And they don't take kindly to democracy being impeded upon, yes?

That worked just great in WW2!

 

[Loki130]

a large espionage force to discover who's been sleeping with who in the invading country.
and perhaps a giant squid or two

 

[BirraImperial]

I would pay terrorists to create a device that can hack into the invading nation's computer infrastructure and threaten them by making their airplanes crash and shutting down their power and utility infrastructure if they invade. Oh wait...

 

[Perfection]

So there's another giant to ride the puppy?

No. That's a regular person.

 

[FriendlyFire]

 

[Hygro]

yes i suppose, well i can always use different weapons. like chemical or biological. pr maybe i could develop a disease that would spread rapidly throughout the population.

... you mean a biological weapon?

 

[mrt144]

Can I use the volcano as a weapon?

 

[Dachs]

Can I use the volcano as a weapon?

Just like Dwarf Fortress!

 

[Eclipse-X010]

New Idea, I'll just use these as my battleships and no one will ever threaten me:

An attack will go something along the lines of:

"We declare war on you!"

*Sound of beam weapon firing*

CNN:

In other news today, there is now a large crater where the capital city of [insert whoever is stupid enough to attack here] used to be, witnesses, say a beam of light came out of the sky and leveled the city, more on this story as it develops.

...And the best part is, I can blame it on divine intervention.