You might be a Swede if...

[Swedishguy]

1# You have four computers in your house.
2# You have a hunting rifle but never hunt.
3# You have a whole crapload of fishing baits, sea maps, fishing rods of all sizes and an ice drill but never fish.
4# You visit your parents very often.
5# You drink coffee four times a day.
6# You think a small cottage in the middle of a forest far from any sort of city or even town is an ideal house.
7# You write a lot of blogs of things you'd like people to change but never lift a finger to do something.
8# You get taxed of two thirds of your income.

 

[cFccFc]

9# Your house is smaller than the norwegians-
10# you drink less coffe than norwegians
11# You get less taxed than norwegians

 

[Yoda Power]

12# You get drunk and falls into the harbour in Copenhagen.

 

[Love]

13# if you are born there and hasnt moved, duh?

 

[salty mud]

#14 You were born there but have moved?

 

[warpus]

#15 Your friends confuse your house for an IKEA stockroom

 

[West 36]

#16 Hitler would be proud of your appearance

 

[Traitorfish]

Judging by the Swedish girl in my year at uni...
# 17 You work through the night on your project until 9AM two days before it is due.

 

[Dubai Vol]

#18 You don't think this guy talks funny:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbs64GvGgPU

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

#19: Think Sweden is a great power.

 

[Bartleby]

#20: This is what you see in the mirror:

 

[salty mud]

Terrible. Just terrible.

#21 You have a flag designed by the blind school.

 

[Deep Thought]

#22 In Eurovision, you yell so it is heard all over the town, when the Danish televoters only gives Sweden 2 points of 12 maximum.

 

[Swedishguy]

#23 You're a darn wimp.
#24 You're idea of "protesting" and "rioting" is making articles in the newspaper.

 

[salty mud]

#25 You make a ridiculous amount of postings on an internet chatting forum.

 

[Swedishguy]

#26 You're smart enough to spot the paradox of posts on a chatting forum.

 

[Love]

#27 You spam because you dont have discovered #fiftychat

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

#30 People mistake you for other Scandinavian nationalities

 

[lutzj]

#31 You've gotten used to that.

 

[Traitorfish]

What happened to #28 & #29?

#28 You think a 1930s-style suit is suitable punk attire.

Anyone want to fill in #29?