Young BCLG' and old man Whomp's Playah' Guide

[Whomp]

Yer, Fetus gets major props (is that ok for an old guy to say?) for his version.

 

[BCLG100]

Playah's can say whatever they want because their rolling in cats, (im not sure if im down with this ghetto speak yet but i think that sentance was correct)

 

[Rambuchan]

Niggah, you ain't down with sheeeed. You's got a whole load o' ballin' to do, an' den some.

 

[pboily]

Don't even bother to meet her. A girl you've never met is guaranteed not to find any flaw in you.

hehehehehe

 

[BCLG100]

chicks dig guys that smell strongly of something, therefore the next time you see some fox poo on the grass roll in it, she'll think that you care about what you look like for her.

 

[Rambuchan]

For once in your life, you are right.

 

[BCLG100]

For once in your life, you are right.

i know this is a bit of a bump but people need to understand the rules of the ladies

and also i just had to comment on rams post.

another place i was right was the north/south divide thread when i said the north was better and everybody who knew anything about anything agreed with me

 

[Raisin Bran]

I need tricks to get loads of women.

And can we have a wingman sign-up list?

 

[Whomp]

Heh. Yes you do. I'm afraid this thread has not been taken serious by being moved out of OT. Let's work on high skill level playah. What's the issue? You got it all brah. Is Rhymes single? He's got skills and would be a solid wingman imo.

However, I'll admit we've been avoiding one area of research regarding the playah's guide since there's still not enough scientific research on the topic. It's called PMS. We'll take any suggestions on this particular phenomenon.

Oh I forgot to mention I've done some research on this touchy topic. Here's how to avoid the disaster.

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER:Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.

DANGEROUS:Are you wearing that?
SAFER:Wow, you sure look good in brown!
SAFEST:WOW! Look at you!
ULTRA SAFE:Here, have some wine

DANGEROUS:What are you so worked up about?
SAFER:Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST:Here's my paycheck.
ULTRA SAFE:Here, have some wine.

DANGEROUS:Should you be eating that?
SAFER:You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
ULTRA SAFE:Here, have some wine.

DANGEROUS:What did you DO all day?
SAFER:I hope you didn't over-do it today.
SAFEST:I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRA SAFE:Here, have some more wine.

 

[Raisin Bran]

Alright Whomp and BCLG.

I approve to consider Rhymes as a solid wingman, now only to know if he's single! More later.

I need all your knowledge here, Im a little rusty. I havent been actively and seriously on the prowl.

I know that a good edge to use for easy catches is to go shopping with only my kid. that could be exploited to good use. Any tricks on that would be greately appreciated.

Ill tell you my problem: I don't drink alchool. Well I rarely do. But I can always drink a beer when going out. I did not go out much in the last 8 years.

I need tips and tons of them.
What type of clubs/bar should I be aiming for?
What to avoid?
What is the best strategy to avoid scaring off any women cuz of my kid?
Dress code?

See guys ...... pour your infinite knowledge on me !

I want a complete guide!

 

[PrinceOfLeigh]

I need tricks to get loads of women.

And can we have a wingman sign-up list?

You have been waiting on this thread all this time

I'll wingman for you. I've got a missus so any attempts to become a full Air Marshal are gone. If I were you I'd tap up GT a little more. I think she's wavering to your charms

 

[Raisin Bran]

You have been waiting on this thread all this time

I'll wingman for you. I've got a missus so any attempts to become a full Air Marshal are gone. If I were you I'd tap up GT a little more. I think she's wavering to your charms

This thread is now useful for me, I wasen't before now it is. Im not stupid or I can say that Im at a higher level that the "ask a girl" thread or the "dating advice" threads.

I now how to speak with girls, Im a salesman and I can take the heat of talking to woman.

I live in Montreal Quebec, I wont pay a plane ticket just to go and have some fun with GT. I want some local things. Thanks for your wingman proposal. If I do make a trip to England Ill be sure to go out with you as a wingman!

Now !!!! Feed me!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Whomp]

What type of clubs/bar should I be aiming for?
What to avoid?
What is the best strategy to avoid scaring off any women cuz of my kid?
Dress code?

Doood! Montreal is crawling with hotties. What's the street with all the restaurants, boutiques, coffee shops and bars? Boulevard St-Laurent?
Ask a girl in a boutique "if you had a girlfriend do you think she would she like this particular outfit"?
Would she try it on for you?
Of course there's Mont Royal Parc!
Wander the cobblestoned streets of old Montreal.
The playground? Other single moms!!
Dress code? Good shoes, jeans, cool shirts but don't tuck them in (too stuffy). No pocket protectors or cellphone holders.

Most important A.B.C.

 

[Raisin Bran]

Doood! Montreal is crawling with hotties. What's the street with all the restaurants, boutiques, coffee shops and bars? Boulevard St-Laurent?
Ask a girl in a boutique if you had a girlfriend would she like a particular outfit?
Would she try it on for you?
Of course there's Mont Royal Parc!
Wander the cobblestoned streets of old Montreal.
The playground? Other single moms!!
Dress code? Good shoes, jeans, cool shirts but don't tuck them in (too stuffy). No pocket protectors or cellphone holders.

Most important A.B.C.

Appreciated!

Im nearly 29 (in 3 weeks) and I wonder if too young applies to my situation.
I dont mean underage here. But I fear I would have problems connecting with a 19 year old chick.

Pointers?

 

[psweetman1590]

Well, you could try not going for a 19-year-old chick.

 

[Whomp]

Appreciated!

Im nearly 29 (in 3 weeks) and I wonder if too young applies to my situation.
I dont mean underage here. But I fear I would have problems connecting with a 19 year old chick.

Pointers?

Pssh...my buddy Johnny is almost my age and he's been with a 21 year old for over a year. Age ain't no thang but a chicken wing.

Actually, that's a funny story. This weekend when we were in NYC Johnny and I watched as guys walked by when she was off to the side on her phone. One guy got smacked by his wife for doing a double take. Very amusing. I hope to put some pictures of the weekend up this week.

 

[Raisin Bran]

Ok Noted. This is pure gold!

Few pointers to set me on my way.

What to avoid at all costs? (type of women, certain conversations ect...)

Do you have a comlplete guide on signs that say "Green light - GO GO GO!"?

 

[Whomp]

Ok Noted. This is pure gold!

Few pointers to set me on my way.

What to avoid at all costs? (type of women, certain conversations ect...)

Do you have a comlplete guide on signs that say "Green light - GO GO GO!"?

• Make sure her friend is involved in the conversation. This person can throw the whole program off and could be viewed as your worst enemy.
  As the saying goes keep your friends close and enemies closer.
• Never discuss your ex.
  
  Of course, avoid all the big pitfalls you might hear at CFC like
• Avoid conversations about your online friend named Whomp and BCLG.
• I spoke to Jesus last night.
• Are you familiar with the Dollis Hill Loop?
• Do you like radioactive monkeys?

Oh I forgot. Memorize numbers 10 and 11.

10. Be the R rated guy. You don't want you to be the PG-13 guy everyone's *really* hoping makes it happen. You know the R rated guy you're not sure whether or not you like yet. The guy you're not sure where he's coming from. Be a bad man. A Bad, bad man.

11. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet...kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls?

 

[Kan' Sharuminar]

DANGEROUS:Should you be eating that?
SAFER:You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
ULTRA SAFE:Here, have some wine.

Ooh, that could be quite risky. The lady may think you're being sarcastic, and that could lead to a world of pain.

 

[thomas.berubeg]

OOH! OOH! i love thread Necromancy!