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1000 Clues You Play Civ IV Too Much

Discussion in 'Civ4 - General Discussions' started by Eclipse-X010, Jun 30, 2008.

  1. Alexius08

    Alexius08 Emperor

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    2669. You deny that the Doolittle Raid happened because bombers cannot be loaded on aircraft carriers.
     
  2. Sir Sam Vimes

    Sir Sam Vimes Duke of Ankh

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    2670: You spend hours on the CFC forums debating whether your girlfriend is more like Cathy or Boudicca...

    2671: You spend SIXTY TURNS patiently constructing a 300-strong SoD of industrial units to attack a Barbarian Civ city...
     
  3. j_mie6

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    2672 - you think deity OCC raging barbs conquest victory is a walk in the park
    2673 - you think that 2671's army constisted of way to little troops
     
  4. Sir Sam Vimes

    Sir Sam Vimes Duke of Ankh

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    Yes, it's disappointingly small, but I lost patience :lol:
     
  5. AJ11

    AJ11 Emperor

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    Then you will always remain a grasshopper...
     
  6. Sir Sam Vimes

    Sir Sam Vimes Duke of Ankh

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    :lol::lol::lol:
     
  7. SpyGuy77

    SpyGuy77 Chieftain

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    2674- you killed your pet "for experince)
    2675- you think hamsters provide fur
    2676- you build a city out of lego and when your pet knocks it down you say "Holy cow! how did the animal enter my culteral borders! its impossible!"
    2677- instead of money for your pay you demand a "world map + 150 "
    2678- you sneak in to your neighbors house to steal their "world" map
    2679- you buy every map you find convinced its a world map.
    LOL
     
  8. west india man

    west india man Immortal

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    2680) You have only heard of coins, not notes.
     
  9. Sir Sam Vimes

    Sir Sam Vimes Duke of Ankh

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    2681:You can't understand how property developers in Dublin were able to bribe so many politicians when eveyone knows corruption is always really low in a capital city...
     
  10. geowzrd

    geowzrd Warlord

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    2682. You wonder why the U.N. hasn't adopted the single currency as doing so would increase international trade.
     
  11. Civ'ed

    Civ'ed I ain't gotta explain a thing

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    but then what's that on the currency button?
     
  12. west india man

    west india man Immortal

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  13. AJ11

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    Let's put it this way: How many of you guys still have forests/jungle after the Renaissance period?

    Mines, on the other hand, are forever :D
     
  14. west india man

    west india man Immortal

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    [cough] :shifty:
     
  15. Sir Sam Vimes

    Sir Sam Vimes Duke of Ankh

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    You mean we're supposed to chop the forests down?!:lol:
     
  16. Abegweit

    Abegweit Anarchist trader

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    2683) You wonder how anyone could lose patience playing civ :crazyeye:
     
  17. Optical

    Optical The Fall of the Eleventh

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    2684) Even if your 800-strong doomstack gets wiped out.
     
  18. Sir Sam Vimes

    Sir Sam Vimes Duke of Ankh

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    I lost patience building the doomstack, not playing civ, because I wanted to build other stuff, which leads me neatly onto...

    2685) You find wonderspamming fun
     
  19. j_mie6

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    2686) you declare war on anyone who builds a wonder you wanted to spam
     
  20. Civ'ed

    Civ'ed I ain't gotta explain a thing

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    2687) you declare war on anyone who builds a wonder you weren't going to spam because you want to own all wonders but forgot about this one.
     

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