1000 Clues You Play Civ IV Too Much

[Alexius08]

Back to topic:

2669. You deny that the Doolittle Raid happened because bombers cannot be loaded on aircraft carriers.

 

[Sir Sam Vimes]

2670: You spend hours on the CFC forums debating whether your girlfriend is more like Cathy or Boudicca...

2671: You spend SIXTY TURNS patiently constructing a 300-strong SoD of industrial units to attack a Barbarian Civ city...

 

[j_mie6]

2672 - you think deity OCC raging barbs conquest victory is a walk in the park
2673 - you think that 2671's army constisted of way to little troops

 

[Sir Sam Vimes]

2672 - you think deity OCC raging barbs conquest victory is a walk in the park
2673 - you think that 2671's army constisted of way to little troops

Yes, it's disappointingly small, but I lost patience

 

[AJ11]

Yes, it's disappointingly small, but I lost patience

Then you will always remain a grasshopper...

 

[Sir Sam Vimes]

 

[SpyGuy77]

2674- you killed your pet "for experince)
2675- you think hamsters provide fur
2676- you build a city out of lego and when your pet knocks it down you say "Holy cow! how did the animal enter my culteral borders! its impossible!"
2677- instead of money for your pay you demand a "world map + 150 "
2678- you sneak in to your neighbors house to steal their "world" map
2679- you buy every map you find convinced its a world map.
LOL

 

[W|M]

2680) You have only heard of coins, not notes.

 

[Sir Sam Vimes]

2681:You can't understand how property developers in Dublin were able to bribe so many politicians when eveyone knows corruption is always really low in a capital city...

 

[geowzrd]

2682. You wonder why the U.N. hasn't adopted the single currency as doing so would increase international trade.

 

[Civ'ed]

2680) You have only heard of coins, not notes.

but then what's that on the currency button?

 

[W|M]

Nobody knows.

 

[AJ11]

but then what's that on the currency button?

Let's put it this way: How many of you guys still have forests/jungle after the Renaissance period?

Mines, on the other hand, are forever

 

[W|M]

Let's put it this way: How many of you guys still have forests/jungle after the Renaissance period?

[cough]

 

[Sir Sam Vimes]

Let's put it this way: How many of you guys still have forests/jungle after the Renaissance period?

Mines, on the other hand, are forever

You mean we're supposed to chop the forests down?!

 

[Abegweit]

Yes, it's disappointingly small, but I lost patience

2683) You wonder how anyone could lose patience playing civ

 

[Optical]

2684) Even if your 800-strong doomstack gets wiped out.

 

[Sir Sam Vimes]

2683) You wonder how anyone could lose patience playing civ

I lost patience building the doomstack, not playing civ, because I wanted to build other stuff, which leads me neatly onto...

2685) You find wonderspamming fun

 

[j_mie6]

2686) you declare war on anyone who builds a wonder you wanted to spam

 

[Civ'ed]

2686) you declare war on anyone who builds a wonder you wanted to spam

2687) you declare war on anyone who builds a wonder you weren't going to spam because you want to own all wonders but forgot about this one.