1940) You don't know about WWII.
What 9,000!
1946) You rank your mood towards someone in a Civ4-like fashion (i.e. Friendly, Polite, Cautious, Annoyed, and Furious).
I for one have personally done this!
1947) You tell a co-worker excitedly that you just got crabs and they completely misunderstand. Foolish person.
1948) When someone says it (The number at the begining of this post) is the year Gandi was killed, you wonder how is that possible.
I think you take life too seriously. (AKA - I was kidding)1952) YOu think having you cottages plundered by barbs is worse than half-dead mice (might just seem like that because I don't have a cat...)