1000 Clues You Play Civ IV Too Much

1941:You attack the US Aircraft Carriers with Stealth Destroyers.
1942:You know about WWII from the civilopedia.
 
All you guys talking about superfast posting is getting me down...

1940. People talking about superfast posting gets you down...
 
1941: If you want to know who's going out with whom, who likes whom, and who hates whom, you simply consult the Foreign Advisor screen.
1942: You've ever tried to make such a diagram or list.
 
What 9,000!
 
1947) You tell a co-worker excitedly that you just got crabs and they completely misunderstand. Foolish person. :p
 
1949) I'll trade my crabs for fur any day. I love the happiness from beaver resources. :D
 
My big clue I play civ too much: when I awoke in the night to the nightmare induced sound of barbarians plundering my capital's cottages. I was pleased to discover, after my groggy panic subsided, that it was only my cat coming through the venetian blinds carrying a half-dead rat.
 
1952) YOu think having you cottages plundered by barbs is worse than half-dead mice (might just seem like that because I don't have a cat...)
 
1952) YOu think having you cottages plundered by barbs is worse than half-dead mice (might just seem like that because I don't have a cat...)
I think you take life too seriously. (AKA - I was kidding)
 
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