1000 clues you played too much Civ VI

[Alexander's Hetaroi]

670. You decide to purposely get on the naughty list because you need to power up your cities and build railroads with some coal.

 

[StrideColossus]

671. You're trying to fight your way to the bar in a busy pub during Christmas but are not sure whether you have sufficient movement points.

 

[BarbarianHunter]

672. You wonder if they had the GDR in mind when casting Tom Cruz (sciencetology) in War of the Worlds (GDR’s).

 

[Republic of San Montuoso]

673. You understand why your university is ranked so low on international rankings because it's built in the middle of a marsh with no mountains or jungle nearby.

 

[rattatatouille]

674: You think all the best universities in the world are surrounded by mountains on at least four sides, or are Koreans on a hill.
675: You think that Philip II of Spain was a hammy monarch straight out of a telenovela instead of a pale, pasty nerd.

 

[Weraptor]

676: If you were in charge of your city, you would never build a Food Market. It just ain't worth it.

 

[ArallanKing]

677. You can be democratic but also led by an authoritarian immortal leader.

 

[Isengardtom]

678. All you want for Christmas is Colossal Head

 

[Victoria]

622. You take your son ice skating and wonder where all the Canadians are.
623. You are Canadian and wonder why you do not get asked for more favours

 

[Disgustipated]

681: I'm still wondering how my city was able to build ice hockey rinks and go to the Stanley cup when we do not have the tile requirements to build one, let alone the civilization requirement.

 

[Victoria]

625. You start visiting all the coastal regions for a ‘last look’

 

[Ferocitus]

626. You look out over the ocean and fondly remember Wistful Olaf, the Norwegian warrior in the Maori dev livestream who just stood around on a coastal tile doing nothing for dozens of moves.

 

[Leyrann]

622. You take your son ice skating and wonder where all the Canadians are.
623. You are Canadian and wonder why you do not get asked for more favours

679
680

624: I'm still wondering how my city was able to build ice hockey rinks and go to the Stanley cup when we do not have the tile requirements to build one, let alone the civilization requirement.

681

625. You start visiting all the coastal regions for a ‘last look’

682

626. You look out over the ocean and fondly remember Wistful Olaf, the Norwegian warrior in the Maori dev livestream who just stood around on a coastal tile doing nothing for dozens of moves.

683

 

[Eagle Pursuit]

684: you wonder if there is an obesity epidemic in the Sahara and adjacent regions.

 

[Guandao]

685: You think the Genie in the Aladdin Musical and Mansa Musa are one and the same.

 

[Disgustipated]

686: you wonder how Mansa Musa is getting all that gold when there's no gold resource. He makes gold from silver mines apparently.

 

[God of Kings]

687. You believe that Malians are lazy from all that gold. No wonder why Mali has reduced production.

 

[Disgustipated]

I made an error in my numbering apparently (unless there was a sneaky edit ). Next number should start at 688, and the above post should be 687.

 

[God of Kings]

I made an error in my numbering apparently (unless there was a sneaky edit ). Next number should start at 688, and the above post should be 687.

Edited to reflect the correct numbering

688. You believe that when Malians pray, buildings magically pop up in the Suguba.

 

[Cacimbinhas]

689. You open your steam account and see Civ registers 1800 hrs! You realise you have serious Civ addiction "issues"