Disgustipated
Deity
How so? I didn't find a single question offensive. I answered them all the best I could.
20 questions for heterosexuals
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How so? I didn't find a single question offensive. I answered them all the best I could.
Dreadnought
Deity
1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?
I wasn't affected by sources that may alter my sexual preference, both in and out of the womb.
2. When and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual?
It's natural.
3. Is it possible your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of?
Not at this point, because I wasn't exposed to influences that would foster homosexual urges when I was growing up.
4. Is is possible your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of
the same sex?
No.
5. Isn't it possible that all you need is a good Gay lover?
Nope.
6. Heterosexuals have histories of failures in Gay relationships. Do you think you may have turned to heterosexuality out of fear of rejection?
Nope.
7. If you've never slept with a person of the same sex, how do you know you wouldn't prefer that?
It isn't natural. Besides, men don't have a [v-word].
8. If heterosexuality is normal, why are a disproportionate number of mental patients heterosexual?
Genius and insanity are two sides of the same coin.
9. To whom have you disclosed your heterosexual tendencies? How did they react?
People assume I'm heterosexual because I haven't said anything to the contrary. I assume they just shrug and say, "Well, it's natural".
10. Your heterosexuality doesn't offend me as long as you don't try to force it on me. Why do you people feel compelled to seduce others into your sexual orientation?
Because.
11. If you choose to nurture children, would you want them to be heterosexual, knowing the problems they would face?
Yep, in spite of the fact that homosexuality may be vaunted in front of their young eyes.
12. The great majority of child molesters are heterosexuals. Do you really consider it safe to expose your children to heterosexual teachers?
It's a risk I'm willing to take.
13. Why do you insist on being so obvious, and making a public spectacle of your heterosexuality? Can't you just be what you are and keep it quiet?
I don't vaunt it at all.
14. How can you ever hope to become a whole person if you limit yourself to a compulsive, exclusive heterosexual object choice and remain unwilling to explore and develop your normal, natural, healthy, God-given homosexual potential?
Funny.
15. Heterosexuals are noted for assigning themselves and each other to
narrowly restricted, stereotyped sex-roles. Why do you cling to such
unhealthy role-playing?
It's fun!
16. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?
It's natural.
17. With all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?
It's a deterioration of society.
18. How could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual, considering the menace of overpopulation?
Well, at least heterosexual individuals will survive natural selection.
19. There seem to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed with which you might be able to change if you really want to.
Have you considered aversion therapy?
Nope.
20. Do heterosexuals hate and/or distrust others of their own sex? Is that what makes them heterosexual?
Nope.
I wasn't affected by sources that may alter my sexual preference, both in and out of the womb.
2. When and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual?
It's natural.
3. Is it possible your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of?
Not at this point, because I wasn't exposed to influences that would foster homosexual urges when I was growing up.
4. Is is possible your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of
the same sex?
No.
5. Isn't it possible that all you need is a good Gay lover?
Nope.
6. Heterosexuals have histories of failures in Gay relationships. Do you think you may have turned to heterosexuality out of fear of rejection?
Nope.
7. If you've never slept with a person of the same sex, how do you know you wouldn't prefer that?
It isn't natural. Besides, men don't have a [v-word].
8. If heterosexuality is normal, why are a disproportionate number of mental patients heterosexual?
Genius and insanity are two sides of the same coin.
9. To whom have you disclosed your heterosexual tendencies? How did they react?
People assume I'm heterosexual because I haven't said anything to the contrary. I assume they just shrug and say, "Well, it's natural".
10. Your heterosexuality doesn't offend me as long as you don't try to force it on me. Why do you people feel compelled to seduce others into your sexual orientation?
Because.
11. If you choose to nurture children, would you want them to be heterosexual, knowing the problems they would face?
Yep, in spite of the fact that homosexuality may be vaunted in front of their young eyes.
12. The great majority of child molesters are heterosexuals. Do you really consider it safe to expose your children to heterosexual teachers?
It's a risk I'm willing to take.
13. Why do you insist on being so obvious, and making a public spectacle of your heterosexuality? Can't you just be what you are and keep it quiet?
I don't vaunt it at all.
14. How can you ever hope to become a whole person if you limit yourself to a compulsive, exclusive heterosexual object choice and remain unwilling to explore and develop your normal, natural, healthy, God-given homosexual potential?
Funny.
15. Heterosexuals are noted for assigning themselves and each other to
narrowly restricted, stereotyped sex-roles. Why do you cling to such
unhealthy role-playing?
It's fun!
16. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?
It's natural.
17. With all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?
It's a deterioration of society.
18. How could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual, considering the menace of overpopulation?
Well, at least heterosexual individuals will survive natural selection.
19. There seem to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed with which you might be able to change if you really want to.
Have you considered aversion therapy?
Nope.
20. Do heterosexuals hate and/or distrust others of their own sex? Is that what makes them heterosexual?
Nope.
useless
Social Justice Rogue
Could you expand on the "homosexual urges" point, Dreadnought?
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*Insert overdrawn speech about Nature versus Nurture*
Honestly, I was just born that way.
6th grade. Girl who developed early sat next to me in science. We ended up being good friends.
Before then, I was somewhat in the "girls are icky" camp.
Why, that's such a silly question.
No...?
It doesn't work that way (either way).
I...don't know. The man behind the curtain in my head said so.
My girlfriends, guy friends, parents, siblings.
They were accepting.
You people?
....what do you mean by you people?
In all honestly, I want them to be happy and make their own choices.
I see what you did there.
Because double standards are fun.
I'm tired so this question went over my head.
I don't.
Some do. A lot don't.
Because the economy sucks.
The same way the human race can survive if everyone was homosexual. Through the power of science!
Tasty, tasty science!
Too expensive.
Joke's on you!
....
I distrust everybody. >.>
Bestbank Tiger
Deity
#2 makes the most sense--any heterosexual who answers that question honestly would have to realize being gay isn't a choice.
#10 is downright dumb. I've never pressured a lesbian to change teams. Only d-bag frat boys do that.
#10 is downright dumb. I've never pressured a lesbian to change teams. Only d-bag frat boys do that.
Angst
Rambling and inconsistent
I actually managed to 'convert' a lesbian into being interested in both genders once.
The story is rather long, but a few more apostrophes explains the situation better.
I actually 'managed' to 'convert' a 'lesbian' into being interested in both genders once.
Thing is, it wasn't my act that changed her, she could not be converted and she couldn't because she wasn't a lesbian, she was only a lesser realized bisexual with less interest in men.
The story is rather long, but a few more apostrophes explains the situation better.
I actually 'managed' to 'convert' a 'lesbian' into being interested in both genders once.
Thing is, it wasn't my act that changed her, she could not be converted and she couldn't because she wasn't a lesbian, she was only a lesser realized bisexual with less interest in men.
useless
Social Justice Rogue
Sexuality isn't static, it is fluid.
Midgard Eagle
Warlord
The point just flew past up here ------->
Your head is down here.
Perfection
The Great Head.
More of a gel really.
Zack
99% hot gas
I can't believe people actually answered these questions seriously. Must be the same people who believe Onion headlines are real news.
Oh, and great post.
Oh, and great post.
CELTICEMPIRE
Zulu Conqueror
I can't believe people actually answered these questions seriously. Must be the same people who believe Onion headlines are real news.
Oh, and great post.
I'm pretty sure they answered them for the lols.
Zack
99% hot gas
Not all.
Disgustipated
Deity
I can't believe people actually answered these questions seriously. Must be the same people who believe Onion headlines are real news.
Oh, and great post.
I did it to prove a point. It's to prove homosexuals are too sensitive over these questions. I didn't find a single question offensive, and I answered them all the best I could.
jtb1127
Deity
I can't believe people actually answered these questions seriously. Must be the same people who believe Onion headlines are real news.
Oh, and great post.
I did it for the lols as Celtic said.
kiwitt
Road to War Modder
1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?
-Nature
2. When and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual?
- Instinctive
3. Is it possible your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of?
- No
4. Is is possible your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?
- No
5. Isn't it possible that all you need is a good Gay lover?
- No
6. Heterosexuals have histories of failures in Gay relationships. Do you think you may have turned to heterosexuality out of fear of rejection?
- No
7. If you've never slept with a person of the same sex, how do you know you wouldn't prefer that?
- Why would I need to when it is great now with the opposite, be satisfied
8. If heterosexuality is normal, why are a disproportionate number of mental patients heterosexual?
- Lie, Lies, Lies and Statistics, is only part of the picture and you need to see the individual
9. To whom have you disclosed your heterosexual tendencies? How did they react?
- Everyone
10. Your heterosexuality doesn't offend me as long as you don't try to force it on me. Why do you people feel compelled to seduce others into your sexual orientation?
- Everyone has a choice how they want to have sex, its personal
11. If you choose to nurture children, would you want them to be heterosexual, knowing the problems they would face?
- What problems?
12. The great majority of child molesters are heterosexuals. Do you really consider it safe to expose your children to heterosexual teachers?
- see answer in 8.
13. Why do you insist on being so obvious, and making a public spectacle of your heterosexuality? Can't you just be what you are and keep it quiet?
- We don't make a big show of it
14. How can you ever hope to become a whole person if you limit yourself to a compulsive, exclusive heterosexual object choice and remain unwilling to explore and develop your normal, natural, healthy, God-given homosexual potential?
- Life does not revolve around just sex
15. Heterosexuals are noted for assigning themselves and each other to narrowly restricted, stereotyped sex-roles. Why do you cling to such unhealthy role-playing?
- It is not unhealthy
16. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?
- see answer in 14.
17. With all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?
- Stress of everyday life
18. How could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual, considering the menace of overpopulation?
- Homosexuals can not breed
19. There seem to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed with which you might be able to change if you really want to. Have you considered aversion therapy?
- If we are unhappy, it is not because of who we have sex with
20. Do heterosexuals hate and/or distrust others of their own sex? Is that what makes them heterosexual?
- No
-Nature
2. When and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual?
- Instinctive
3. Is it possible your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of?
- No
4. Is is possible your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?
- No
5. Isn't it possible that all you need is a good Gay lover?
- No
6. Heterosexuals have histories of failures in Gay relationships. Do you think you may have turned to heterosexuality out of fear of rejection?
- No
7. If you've never slept with a person of the same sex, how do you know you wouldn't prefer that?
- Why would I need to when it is great now with the opposite, be satisfied
8. If heterosexuality is normal, why are a disproportionate number of mental patients heterosexual?
- Lie, Lies, Lies and Statistics, is only part of the picture and you need to see the individual
9. To whom have you disclosed your heterosexual tendencies? How did they react?
- Everyone
10. Your heterosexuality doesn't offend me as long as you don't try to force it on me. Why do you people feel compelled to seduce others into your sexual orientation?
- Everyone has a choice how they want to have sex, its personal
11. If you choose to nurture children, would you want them to be heterosexual, knowing the problems they would face?
- What problems?
12. The great majority of child molesters are heterosexuals. Do you really consider it safe to expose your children to heterosexual teachers?
- see answer in 8.
13. Why do you insist on being so obvious, and making a public spectacle of your heterosexuality? Can't you just be what you are and keep it quiet?
- We don't make a big show of it
14. How can you ever hope to become a whole person if you limit yourself to a compulsive, exclusive heterosexual object choice and remain unwilling to explore and develop your normal, natural, healthy, God-given homosexual potential?
- Life does not revolve around just sex
15. Heterosexuals are noted for assigning themselves and each other to narrowly restricted, stereotyped sex-roles. Why do you cling to such unhealthy role-playing?
- It is not unhealthy
16. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?
- see answer in 14.
17. With all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?
- Stress of everyday life
18. How could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual, considering the menace of overpopulation?
- Homosexuals can not breed
19. There seem to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed with which you might be able to change if you really want to. Have you considered aversion therapy?
- If we are unhappy, it is not because of who we have sex with
20. Do heterosexuals hate and/or distrust others of their own sex? Is that what makes them heterosexual?
- No
1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?
Biology
2. When and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual?
In Grade 5 when I had a crush on a certain girl.
Of course, it might also mean I'm bisexual, but for the purpose of this questionaire let's put that aside.
3. Is it possible your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of?
Possible
4. Is is possible your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?
I have a neurotic fear of everyone.
5. Isn't it possible that all you need is a good Gay lover?
I don't think there will ever be one for me.
(then I don't think any woman will ever want me either)
6. Heterosexuals have histories of failures in Gay relationships. Do you think you may have turned to heterosexuality out of fear of rejection?
I fear rejection from everyone.
7. If you've never slept with a person of the same sex, how do you know you wouldn't prefer that?
Because I don't like the sound of it (well, just anal sex, actually. It sounds painful and disgusting. I mean, that's where poop comes out).
8. If heterosexuality is normal, why are a disproportionate number of mental patients heterosexual?
Because mental illness is, in a way, "normal".
9. To whom have you disclosed your heterosexual tendencies? How did they react?
Family, friends, random strangers on a gaming forum. Most were happy that I'm not a homosexual.
10. Your heterosexuality doesn't offend me as long as you don't try to force it on me. Why do you people feel compelled to seduce others into your sexual orientation?
I don't.
11. If you choose to nurture children, would you want them to be heterosexual, knowing the problems they would face?
It wouldn't matter.
12. The great majority of child molesters are heterosexuals. Do you really consider it safe to expose your children to heterosexual teachers?
Yes.
13. Why do you insist on being so obvious, and making a public spectacle of your heterosexuality? Can't you just be what you are and keep it quiet?
Yeah, it really annoys me sometimes to see couples kissing or fondling in public. It reminds me how I'll never have someone to be with.
14. How can you ever hope to become a whole person if you limit yourself to a compulsive, exclusive heterosexual object choice and remain unwilling to explore and develop your normal, natural, healthy, God-given homosexual potential?
I don't.
15. Heterosexuals are noted for assigning themselves and each other to narrowly restricted, stereotyped sex-roles. Why do you cling to such unhealthy role-playing?
I don't.
16. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?
I don't.
(Okay, I do. But it's not like my life revolves around se... well, no, my life doesn't revolve around sex. Next question!)
17. With all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?
Social and personal problems. Not exclusive to sexuality.
18. How could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual, considering the menace of overpopulation?
Birth control and family planning.
19. There seem to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed with which you might be able to change if you really want to. Have you considered aversion therapy?
Yes, but not to change my sexuality.
20. Do heterosexuals hate and/or distrust others of their own sex? Is that what makes them heterosexual?
I do (well, some of them), and no.
Biology
2. When and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual?
In Grade 5 when I had a crush on a certain girl.
Of course, it might also mean I'm bisexual, but for the purpose of this questionaire let's put that aside.
3. Is it possible your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of?
Possible
4. Is is possible your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?
I have a neurotic fear of everyone.
5. Isn't it possible that all you need is a good Gay lover?
I don't think there will ever be one for me.
(then I don't think any woman will ever want me either)
6. Heterosexuals have histories of failures in Gay relationships. Do you think you may have turned to heterosexuality out of fear of rejection?
I fear rejection from everyone.
7. If you've never slept with a person of the same sex, how do you know you wouldn't prefer that?
Because I don't like the sound of it (well, just anal sex, actually. It sounds painful and disgusting. I mean, that's where poop comes out).
8. If heterosexuality is normal, why are a disproportionate number of mental patients heterosexual?
Because mental illness is, in a way, "normal".
9. To whom have you disclosed your heterosexual tendencies? How did they react?
Family, friends, random strangers on a gaming forum. Most were happy that I'm not a homosexual.
10. Your heterosexuality doesn't offend me as long as you don't try to force it on me. Why do you people feel compelled to seduce others into your sexual orientation?
I don't.
11. If you choose to nurture children, would you want them to be heterosexual, knowing the problems they would face?
It wouldn't matter.
12. The great majority of child molesters are heterosexuals. Do you really consider it safe to expose your children to heterosexual teachers?
Yes.
13. Why do you insist on being so obvious, and making a public spectacle of your heterosexuality? Can't you just be what you are and keep it quiet?
Yeah, it really annoys me sometimes to see couples kissing or fondling in public. It reminds me how I'll never have someone to be with.
14. How can you ever hope to become a whole person if you limit yourself to a compulsive, exclusive heterosexual object choice and remain unwilling to explore and develop your normal, natural, healthy, God-given homosexual potential?
I don't.
15. Heterosexuals are noted for assigning themselves and each other to narrowly restricted, stereotyped sex-roles. Why do you cling to such unhealthy role-playing?
I don't.
16. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?
I don't.
(Okay, I do. But it's not like my life revolves around se... well, no, my life doesn't revolve around sex. Next question!)
17. With all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?
Social and personal problems. Not exclusive to sexuality.
18. How could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual, considering the menace of overpopulation?
Birth control and family planning.
19. There seem to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed with which you might be able to change if you really want to. Have you considered aversion therapy?
Yes, but not to change my sexuality.
20. Do heterosexuals hate and/or distrust others of their own sex? Is that what makes them heterosexual?
I do (well, some of them), and no.
