madviking
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I got my supply of Jack Daniels honey whiskey ready!
2012 Apocalypse Coming Up
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AdamCrock
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Jack Daniels mmmm..... How I envy You ^^ ... but than again I'll just wait for that pillaging mob to pass by the 24h store and I'll equip myself with one bottle
madviking
north american scum
Not just any Jack Daniels... honey Jack Daniels
holyholyholyholygoddamnitsgood
holyholyholyholygoddamnitsgood
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I've gotten my telescope up on the roof. Now I just need to shoot out the neighbors nightlight and we are good to go. Thankfully, they are visiting family for the holidays.
When I see the wormholes begin to form I'll post. Good luck all!
When I see the wormholes begin to form I'll post. Good luck all!
Optical
The Fall of the Eleventh
So, no obliteration and it's nearly midday. Maybe it starts at midnight in the Yucatan?
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I've just read that Obama has sent Hillary underground in the secret bunker in North Carolina just in case. Makes sense.
Changing the goalposts before the day even comes? For shame, man.
I need to find a new supplier. Not only am I out of my preferred coconut rum and it was out of stock (I make tropical drinks in the middle of a Boston winter, don't judge), I can't find honey Jack or a good apple cider. This is going to be a terrible doomsday.
Mr. Dictator
A Chain-Smoking Fox
So somehow, my plans for tomorrow night changed to "Drinking wine and entering a ping-pong tournament".
Tezcatlipoca is a deity in the Aztec pantheon.Maybe we need the time "0" to actually arrive in the Maya Capital for this c.r.a.p to actually hit the fan. Quickly everyone move that temple to Australia -> we cannot allow Tezquatlipoca or some other crazy Cthulu diety to awake ! Just so You know I've armed myself with additional beers for the hangover ... Good I have my pistol ready for the zombies ^^ ... wait where is the safety latch on this thing ? ..... oh here it is .... :click: now I'll just put it in my pocket and .... :bang: ..... ouch
edit: time 0 is 1 h 20 m awayI'll post here when Im dead ^^
People are making 'end of the world' jokes like there's no tomorrow.
But the government bunkers are in DC.
But the government bunkers are in DC.
AdamCrock
Polish Pirate
Oh! Fcuk, no nuclear explosions!, extraterrestrial nor ye olde zombies ! .... dang ! I need a beer ! Posted as promised time 0 + 29 and I'm still not dead ! "D
Posted as promised time 0 + 29 and I'm still not dead ! "D
PlutonianEmpire
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I recall hearing that the apocalypse will start at 06:00 AM UTC+0.
Which is midnight my time, CST (UTC-6:00), and I think I heard parts (or all?) of the now-gone Mayan civ fall in this time zone. I could be wrong. Too lazy to look it up.
Which is midnight my time, CST (UTC-6:00), and I think I heard parts (or all?) of the now-gone Mayan civ fall in this time zone. I could be wrong.
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Domen
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Ohhhhhnooooo Apolypse has just started here... !!! (UTC + 1).
The first sign of it is that my computer mouse is raving.
Are you sure?! Maybe you are dead and don't even know this. Maybe it is already the next world - post-apocalypse one? Another "dimension"!
The first sign of it is that my computer mouse is raving.
Are you sure?! Maybe you are dead and don't even know this. Maybe it is already the next world - post-apocalypse one? Another "dimension"!
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Misico dux Vandalorum
Oh... I can't see the object you wanted to post above. Just a bunch of text.
Probably another sign that the end is near.
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Now it changed to "nvm" but there is no note that you edited your post (another para-normal event).
Probably another sign that the end is near.
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Now it changed to "nvm" but there is no note that you edited your post (another para-normal event).
Domen
Misico dux Vandalorum
What about a competition - the winner will be the person who posts the last post in this thread before Apocalypse.
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My neighbor told me that his sister-in-law was prepping for the event by stockpiling food stamps.
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