2012 Apocalypse Coming Up

[Camikaze]

So. It's all quiet on the Eastern Front here on the morning of the 21st...

 

[Leoreth]

I'm sure it's Maya time.

 

[Takhisis]

Dang it all of you, its ZOMBIES!!!! I've stocked up on lots and lots of ammo!!! Everything else I can find because most everyone else will be gone.

Why not just dig a moat? The Zombies can't cross it.

"We will live and you will die"

Right-o Sure you don't want to read that clause about the descendants of Pacal II?

The one about their forum accounts being banned for smart-assity?

So. It's all quiet on the Eastern Front here on the morning of the 21st...

I'm sure it's Maya time.

I've already posted that, Yucatan time or nothing. Which gives me time to watch one more X-Files episode which will be aired tonight at midnight.

 

[Gucumatz]

So how are you Aussies enjoying the 13th Baktun - Nice weather eh?

 

[ZeletDude]

I wonder what mistercooper will do when nothing happens?

 

[Gucumatz]

I wonder what mistercooper will do when nothing happens?

I would assume buy more guns.

 

[Core Imposter]

I would assume buy more guns.

His famously analytical mind worked out the laws of gravity and unravelled the motion of the planets.

And when it came to predicting the end of the world, Sir Isaac Newton was just as precise.

He believed the Apocalypse would come in 2060 – exactly 1,260 years after the foundation of the Holy Roman Empire, according to a recently published letter.


!!!!!

 

[Murky]

Apocalypse prophecies come and go, but people will still be fascinated with the end of the world scenarios.

 

[bhsup]

!!!ALERT ALERT ALERT!!!​

NASA is reporting a fragmentary message from the ISS. They don't know what to make of it, but are very alarmed. The message is simply, "Oh fu..." after which NASA received only static.

All subsequent attempts to contact the ISS have failed and the worst is feared. More to follow.

 

[ace99]

House Speaker John Boehner, R-Ohio, wouldn’t shut the door on bringing up recommendations from Vice President Biden’s commission on gun violence in the House next year.

“We join the president in mourning the victims of the horrible tragedy in Connecticut,” Boehner said in response to a question from NBC News during press conference at the Capitol. “He's appointed Vice President Biden to lead a commission, and when the Vice President's recommendations come forward, we'll certainly take them into consideration.”

But the top House Republican wouldn’t commit, either, to allowing votes on specific gun control measures – like renewing the assault weapons ban or limiting ammunition magazines’ capacity – that Democrats have called for in the wake of last week’s elementary school shooting in Newtown, Conn.

President Barack Obama tasked Biden on Wednesday with leading the task force on gun violence, which the president said he wanted to produce specific recommendations by next month. The panel was prompted by the tragic Newtown shooting, which claimed the lives of 20 children and 6 teachers at an elementary school.

"The president is absolutely committed to keeping his promise that we will act and we will act in a way that is designed -- even if as he says we can only save one life -- we have to take action," Biden said at a meeting Thursday with cabinet and law enforcement officials.

Boehner’s words Thursday mark a relatively open stance by the speaker, who enjoys an “A” rating by the National Rifle Association. Back in July, after the shooting at a movie theatre in Aurora, Colo., Boehner resisted calls for new regulations on guns saying: "The president has made clear that he's not going to use this horrific event to push for new gun law and I agree."

http://firstread.nbcnews.com/_news/...ould-consider-biden-gun-panels-proposals?lite

 

[AdamCrock]

I make a fool of myself here daily and feel no need to growl about it. Do you have access to guns by chance o maladjusted one?

I was armed to the teeth with beer yet nothing happened, no aliens, explosions, comets and my head hurts .... wait it's 3 hours left and I'm all out of beer ....

 

[bhsup]

!!!ALERT ALERT ALERT!!!​

NASA is reporting a fragmentary message from the ISS. They don't know what to make of it, but are very alarmed. The message is simply, "Oh fu..." after which NASA received only static.

All subsequent attempts to contact the ISS have failed and the worst is feared. More to follow.

UPDATE: NASA now says it was a false alarm. Russian cosmonaut Oleg Novitskiy apparently had too much vodka and urinated on the communications circuitry.

 

[ace99]

To New Zelanders: Post here if you've died.

 

[Borachio]

11:11 Z hour, 21st Dec 2012.

 

[Core Imposter]

Seriously, some people have gone to ground in those survival shelters. Where's Hillary?

I'm betting she locked Bill out.

 

[Borachio]

Hiding underground's not going to save you. Don't be silly.

 

[Core Imposter]

!!!ALERT ALERT ALERT!!!​

NASA is reporting a fragmentary message from the ISS. They don't know what to make of it, but are very alarmed. The message is simply, "Oh fu..." after which NASA received only static.

All subsequent attempts to contact the ISS have failed and the worst is feared. More to follow.

I can't believe someone isn't going to do an Orsan Welles on this. Maybe those Aussies that killed the royal nurse.

 

[AdamCrock]

Maybe we need the time "0" to actually arrive in the Maya Capital for this c.r.a.p to actually hit the fan. Quickly everyone move that temple to Australia -> we cannot allow Tezquatlipoca or some other crazy Cthulu diety to awake ! Just so You know I've armed myself with additional beers for the hangover ... Good I have my pistol ready for the zombies ^^ ... wait where is the safety latch on this thing ? ..... oh here it is .... :click: now I'll just put it in my pocket and .... :bang: ..... ouch

edit: time 0 is 1 h 20 m away I'll post here when Im dead ^^

 

[Borachio]

You laugh now. Will you be laughing at 11:12 Z time?

 

[GenMarshall]

I'm waiting for the Great Myan to rise out of the pumpkin patch to swap calenders like we do evert January 1st .