2012 Apocalypse Coming Up

[Takhisis]

That's no moon.

 

[Cheetah]

It's a-

 

[holy king]

great tit?

 

[Antilogic]

Woke up late today, see I didn't miss the apocalypse. Although it's warmer in Boston than it is in Atlanta, don't know if that counts.

 

[Borachio]

A silver sixpence?

 

[Formaldehyde]

Is December 21st missing from the Mayan calendar? Or is it actually tomorrow when we find out?

 

[Heretic_Cata]

Anyone who wasn't raptured is a sinner and will burn in hell.

 

[Murky]

Anyone who wasn't raptured is a sinner and will burn in hell.

I'm sure there were many people rubbing their hands together hoping for this outcome.

 

[Tee Kay]

I'll burn in company.

Yay I'm doing things with friends

 

[holy king]

I'm sure there were many people rubbing their hands together hoping for this outcome.

well, who are you to say it hasnt already happened?

 

[Antilogic]

I'm sure there were many people rubbing their hands together hoping for this outcome.

No, they were rubbing something else. That's why they weren't raptured.

 

[GamezRule]

There are zombies here.

 

[Heretic_Cata]

No, they were rubbing something else. That's why they weren't raptured.

Those things get easily confused.

There are zombies here.

That's just old people. Don't shoot them.

 

[AlpsStranger]

News reports have just come in that Fred Phelps and his entire family floated into the sky and vanished. No other anomalies were reported.

Uh oh...

 

[stfoskey12]

Woke up late today, see I didn't miss the apocalypse. Although it's warmer in Boston than it is in Atlanta, don't know if that counts.

We had very gusty winds last night and there was higher security in school due to rumors going around of someone bringing a gun in. However, a third of the people seemed not to be at school. I wonder why...?

 

[Gucumatz]

That's just old people. Don't shoot them.

Oh. My bad...

 

[Gucumatz]

We had very gusty winds last night and there was higher security in school due to rumors going around of someone bringing a gun in. However, a third of the people seemed not to be at school. I wonder why...?

At my sister's school the police stepped up security today and apparently across the county because there were rumors floating around that a large group of students would bring weapons and go to kingdom come today. Of course nothing, but hey that is half the fun of a prediction

 

[ace99]

Hm something strange happened and I'm not sure if it's a sign of the apocalypse or not. Maybe you guys could tell me.

As I was showering with my broken shower-head because one of my roommates pulled the damn thing off, so it was just one big stream of water I realized something odd. The water had turned red and was gradually filling the bathtub. I tasted it and recognizing the metallic taste and recognized the coppery metal taste as blood.

As the bathtub filled with blood a high pitched keening wail filled the air, the sounds of a woman screaming could be heard. At which point the tub of blood began to gurgle and the head of a severed pig with it's eyes torn out bubbled up from the blood filled tub.

It turned it's eyeless gaze upon me and spoke thusly "You had content but no force" it said to me in a terrible voice. To which I replied "And you have force but no content."

I reached for my towel to dry myself only to find it had been turned into an American flag. I dried myself anyway. After having sex with it, I came straight to my room to tell you guys.

Is this something I should be worried about or is this happening to everyone?

 

[Borachio]

Had you been eating cheese before your shower?

 

[ace99]

Some Parmesan cheese with pasta