2019 Christmas Thread

[Snerk]

This evening is time of my family's annual xmas beer tasting where we sample a large group of fancy beers and rate them. A nice little tradition we have. I've invited @Takhisis but he fails to show up as usual.

 

[Takhisis]

vada fan I didn't get any invitations.

 

[Snerk]

You didn't receive my message ptarmigan?

 

[Takhisis]

I think you shot it and ate it.

 

[Snerk]

Oh right.

 

[Lexicus]

 

[hobbsyoyo]

Most of my gifts from family aren't going to arrive until after Christmas this year.

 

[Takhisis]

Just say that you're following Josu's example and as long as they arrive during the twelve days of Christmas you're a winner.

 

[Valka D'Ur]

All done with the wife list... I'm going for tears... I got tears last year.

You have so many wives that you need a list to keep track of them?

 

[Sommerswerd]

You have so many wives that you need a list to keep track of them?

How do you know its my wives that I'm talking about?

 

[Valka D'Ur]

How do you know its my wives that I'm talking about?

You're giving presents to other people's wives?

 

[Sommerswerd]

You're giving presents to other people's wives?

Absolutely! Not to do so would be discrimination against wives... I've got co-workers, sisters-in-law, etc., who are married. Should I refuse to give them any presents? That would be very Mike Pence'ey of me

 

[Snerk]

Happy Festivus everybody.

 

[Farm Boy]

I think all my presents to other married women are from us, not me. Inclusion is wiser then exclusion, here. Helps when you need impromptu kid in the office days and whatnot.

 

[rah]

Happy Festivus everybody.

For the rest of us.

 

[civvver]

Got all the kids gifts wrapped or assembled as appropriate.

 

[Timsup2nothin]

Got all the kids gifts wrapped or assembled as appropriate.

Wow. All my kids came preassembled. Did you get kits or build yours from scratch?

 

[Broken_Erika]

Wow. All my kids came preassembled. Did you get kits or build yours from scratch?

They just don't build them like they used to....

 

[Takhisis]

Wow. All my kids came preassembled. Did you get kits or build yours from scratch?

What about the gift-wrapping?

 

[rah]

I am consistently abused for my lack of skill at wrapping thing.
It still requires effort, and probably more than those that look perfect.
I wear the badge. The old have to have a purpose in life since wisdom is over-rated.
So I will take that abuse.