2020 US Election (Part Two)

[amadeus]

... pineapple is ethnic?

Could be! The McDonald’s Filet-o-Fish was developed by a Catholic franchisee as Catholics don’t eat red meat on Fridays, and founder Ray Kroc thought it was a stupid idea. He had a better idea: the Hula Burger, replacing the beef patty with a thick slice of pineapple.

The Hula Burger never took off, so can we deductively reason that the pineapple, if not ethnic, is at least Protestant?

 

[Zardnaar]

That's a whopper innit?

Burger not pizza.

 

[Sommerswerd]

... pineapple is ethnic?

To racists? Sure, of course it is.

The kind of person who thinks "Look a black person on the internet agrees with me so my argument can't possibly be racist!" is the same kind of person who thinks "I love pineapple and that's a native Hawaiian fruit, and native Hawaiians are people of colour, so I can't possibly be a racist!"

 

[Arwon]

But like, it's from South America which makes it roughly the same as a tomato or a potato...

Actually here it's a symbol of Queensland, our most racist state. And also is an essential part of a complete Australian hamburger.

So make of that what you will.

 

[Sommerswerd]

But like, it's from South America which makes it roughly the same as a tomato or a potato...

Actually here it's a symbol of Queensland, our most racist state. And also is an essential part of a complete Australian hamburger.

So make of that what you will.

Are those BEETS!?? Bleck! Worse than Hitler... also, pineapple is from Hawaii and nowhere else. Every Murican knows that since before they were born and anyone who says otherwise is worse than Hitler.

Also... over-easy fried egg on burger=love

 

[Arwon]

Yep, lightly pickled slices of beetroot are also essential. The interplay of the sweet and tart pineapple and/or pickled beetroot serve roughly the function your dill pickles do, I guess, in contrasting the savoury flavours.

When I make my burgers at home the basics are lettuce tomato onion and beetroot along with cheese.

 

[Zardnaar]

Yep, lightly pickled slices of beetroot are also essential. When I make my burgers at home the basics are lettuce tomato onion and beetroot along with cheese.

That picture you posted almost the same as my local fish and chip shop.

I normally hold the beet though.

Home made effort.

 

[Farm Boy]

... pineapple is ethnic?

I think it's protestant, like Amadeus said. My sister made it to Hawaii for what is likely to be her farmgirl big life trip, she loved the Dole plantation(is that use of the word still allowed? Did that blow over?). Brought home a pineapple shirt for me as a souvenir. I wore it a lot. Wore it when taking out of town guys to Chicago for a make-up rain delay game at Wrigley Field near boys town the night before the Pride parade. It was very confusing with the wedding ring, but it was at least friendly. Francis seemed like a really cool dude. Danced some. Shared my smokes. Turned down the coke.

 

[Sommerswerd]

Turning down Coke is un-American

 

[Farm Boy]

He got my last Marlboro, I'd have said yes to the uppercase variety.

 

[Timsup2nothin]

So, when a Trumpist follows his instructions and tries to double vote that makes them a criminal so shooting them is okay according to their own beliefs, right?

 

[Birdjaguar]

.... is the same kind of person who thinks "I love pineapple and that's a native Hawaiian fruit, and native Hawaiians are people of colour, so I can't possibly be a racist!"

But like, it's from South America which makes it roughly the same as a tomato or a potato...

I think it's protestant, like Amadeus said. My sister made it to Hawaii for what is likely to be her farmgirl big life trip, she loved the Dole plantation(is that use of the word still allowed? Did that blow over?). Brought home a pineapple shirt for me as a souvenir. I wore it a lot. Wore it when taking out of town guys to Chicago for a make-up rain delay game at Wrigley Field near boys town the night before the Pride parade. It was very confusing with the wedding ring, but it was at least friendly. Francis seemed like a really cool dude. Danced some. Shared my smokes. Turned down the coke.

Two short histories of the pineapple as a symbol of Welcome!

https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/the-hidden-history-of-the-housewarming-pineapple

https://www.thespruceeats.com/pineapple-symbol-of-friendship-and-luxury-4047011

 

[Farm Boy]

See, there you go. It is protestant. And we get to be evil for being impressed with it for not being canned vegetables in the Midwest. But other people get ethnic pride or some bull****. It's complicated, just like the emoji.

 

[uppi]

The US President openly calls for election fraud, and you guys are discussing burgers?

At this point, a vote for Trump is essentially treason.

 

[Farm Boy]

'chu want me to do? I've promised I'm voting against him for the 4th time while all these poser D's are gearing up for 2 and many of the rest aren't US citizens...

 

[Zardnaar]

If you vote twice and get caught both votes are still valid?

 

[uppi]

'chu want me to do? I've promised I'm voting against him for the 4th time while all these poser D's are gearing up for 2 and many of the rest aren't US citizens...

Fair enough.

If you vote twice and get caught both votes are still valid?

Ballots and voter identification are usually separate, for very good reason. So if you don't prevent double voting and the ballots are already in the box, there is no way of getting the right ones out. So if you notice too late, both votes count.

 

[Sommerswerd]

He got my last Marlboro, I'd have said yes to the uppercase variety.

As you well know, the statement applies equally to both the uppercase and lowercase varieties

Mediums, Lights, or Reds BTW? I'm pretty sure I can elimminate Ultras, because... well... you're not a pansy... and I think Greens and Light Greens are out... cause you're not Black

 

[Zkribbler]

pineapple is from Hawaii and nowhere else.

We even have pineapples here on Bohol.

 

[Zkribbler]

So if you notice too late, both votes count.

Felony!