A Brave New World Part 2

Quebec City- In front of a crowd of 65,000, Quebec leader Andre Hobelle gave a speech concerning the war in which Quebec currently is fighting. Here is a excerpt.


«Mon québécois Fellow, nous sommes dans une guerre, pas n'importe quelle guerre, mais une guerre noble. Les Canadiens tentent de répandre leur idéologie communiste homosexuel. Je ne vais pas laisser faire ça! Si le grand Jean Hobelle était vivant au moment, il froncer le sourcil sur nous. Comment pourrions-nous québécois laisser aller si loin. Eh bien c'est maintenant le temps de la retourner et de tuer ces fagots. Prenez les armes, et combattez pour vos enfants, votre femme, votre chienne, votre mère et de protéger Québec Pride! Assurez-Jean sourire Hobelle sur nous une fois de plus "
OOC: Hahah! ;)
 
OOC
I put that in google translator and that is the funniest speech I've ever read.
:D
 
Its going to be a very good NES ( you'll just whait and see that I told ya so, I told ya so:lol:

He's saying you don't advertise your own NES in someone else's.

@Slim Shady: *smirk*
 
Hey guys I'm starting a new NES called The Modern World which hopefully will be created in less than 4 days.


VERY bad form here mate. I am very quickly running out of patience, even for a new player to NESing entirely.
 
Quebec City- In front of a crowd of 65,000, Quebec leader Andre Hobelle gave a speech concerning the war in which Quebec currently is fighting. Here is a excerpt.


«Mon québécois Fellow, nous sommes dans une guerre, pas n'importe quelle guerre, mais une guerre noble. Les Canadiens tentent de répandre leur idéologie communiste homosexuel. Je ne vais pas laisser faire ça! Si le grand Jean Hobelle était vivant au moment, il froncer le sourcil sur nous. Comment pourrions-nous québécois laisser aller si loin. Eh bien c'est maintenant le temps de la retourner et de tuer ces fagots. Prenez les armes, et combattez pour vos enfants, votre femme, votre chienne, votre mère et de protéger Québec Pride! Assurez-Jean sourire Hobelle sur nous une fois de plus "

Heh, Google Translate missed a few spots there. But yes, go people of Quebec, protect your dogs from the lies of Communism! God forbid they start communally sharing their garbage cans!
 
OOC
I put that in google translator and that is the funniest speech I've ever read.
:D

Heh, Google Translate missed a few spots there. But yes, go people of Quebec, protect your dogs from the lies of Communism! God forbid they start communally sharing their garbage cans!

Protect your people from Communist homosexual Canadians! :rolleyes:

Well, as someone who can speak French IRL, let me just say that Matt0088's efforts of destroying the language have apparently been successful. ;)
 
To France
From Colombia


We have made arrangement for the payment of the tank brigades for this year. The war ministry was distracted the past year.

To World

Colombia as always seeks other military hardware including tanks, armored cars, zepplin and aircraft.
 
A translation of M. Hobelle's speech:

My Quebecer autre, we are in a war, not which war that doesn't matter, but a noble war. The Canadians try to spread their homosexual communist idealogy. I do not go let do that. If the great Jean Hobelle was being alive today, he frown the eyebrow on us. How could we Quebecers let go if far. Eh good it’s now the time of the return and of kill these fagots. Take weapons, and fight for your children, your wife, your female dog, your mother and to protect Quebec fierté. Ensure- Jean smile Hobelle on us one more time.
 
A translation of M. Hobelle's speech:

My Quebecer autre, we are in a war, not which war that doesn't matter, but a noble war. The Canadians try to spread their homosexual communist idealogy. I do not go let do that. If the great Jean Hobelle was being alive today, he frown the eyebrow on us. How could we Quebecers let go if far. Eh good it’s now the time of the return and of kill these fagots. Take weapons, and fight for your children, your wife, your female dog, your mother and to protect Quebec fierté. Ensure- Jean smile Hobelle on us one more time.

What off the wall horrible translator did you use?
 
A translation of M. Hobelle's speech:

My Quebecer autre, we are in a war, not which war that doesn't matter, but a noble war. The Canadians try to spread their homosexual communist idealogy. I do not go let do that. If the great Jean Hobelle was being alive today, he frown the eyebrow on us. How could we Quebecers let go if far. Eh good it’s now the time of the return and of kill these fagots. Take weapons, and fight for your children, your wife, your female dog, your mother and to protect Quebec fierté. Ensure- Jean smile Hobelle on us one more time.

You give his linguistic skills too much credit; "une fois de plus" for example :p. Wow... Google failed so bad in that last sentence though...

Edit:
@JTK:
Iggy translated Hobelle's speech quite well actually :p.
 
Yeah, I just translated it back into English with my knowledge of French, translating the words that didn't go through the translator to French, to give an idea of what the speech sounds like in French.

I think the intention is more like this:

My Fellow Quebecers, we are in a war, not just any war, but a noble war. The Canadians try to spread their homosexual communist idealogy. I won’t let them do that! If the great Jean Hobelle were living today, he would raise a disapproving eyebrow at us. How could we Quebecers let this go on for so long? Nonetheless, it is now the time to turn back and kill these [Unprintables]. Take up arms, and fight for your children, your wife, your dog, your mother and for the Pride of Quebec. Ensure that Jean Hobelle may smile upon us one more time.
 
To: PRC
From: France


You don't exist, so stop spamming this thread with your ******** and frankly rude non-sequitors.

To: Colombia
From: France


We have a better idea. How about a special Land-and-Air War Package, including 5 French Civil War-era Mark I tanks and 7 French Zeppelin Dreadnoughts, a 19 EP value yours for only 15 EP. How about it?


OOC: The children of France who dwell in Quebec surely have lost their way. Metis! You have been promoted to Honorary Children of France. Do us proud!
 
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