The Second Congress of the
Communist Party of America is still in progress in the newly founded city of New York. The City, founded on the solid principle and the Communist tenet of "Equality for All", has been a wonderful host to the Party, and we have enjoyed the views and joys of the Sea as well, on our all too precious free hours.
The Party wishes to issue another
interim communique:
"
Whereas the increasing opposition in America is spewing a hate campaign against the Party, and
Whereas the lies spread throughout the Nation are ostensibly harmful to the highest Office of the President,
It is
resolved that the Party take action on making an official rebuke on the allegations of incompetence of the Party in general, and singularly, President Ceskari.
The First Session of the Congress was led by Senator Rudragun of the
America First Party and Representative dot80 of the
Rattlesnake Party. Both "legislators" introduced inane bills, one pre-empted by an already existing edifice (Monument), and the other, introducing a policy that was effectively taken in use by the President by an Executive Order.
The said individuals subsequently neglected to appear in the session to vote for their bills.
The
result of this neglect is that Washington is now only producing wealth instead of building something of importance, and that our scientists have been given free rein in their lofty endeavors to study something we have little use for at this perilous juncture in history (Astronomy).
The
Executive Order by President Ceskari allowed the nation to expand, by founding New York he allowed for doubled growth and a notch up in Culture. Furthermore, as Commander of Chief of the Army he has led the expedition into the hinterlands to broaden our horizons.
And yet,
America First Party, in particular Jehoshua, are spewing garbage and accusing us "incompetent".
It will be of utmost importance for the People to
vote for the Communist Party Candidates to retain honesty and integrity in our Government, in our pursuit to bring World Peace and Equality to all Nations, under the American rule, led by the Party.
The Party therefore
decrees that this notice be posted all over the known Civilization for all to learn from, and commit to memory, lest our progeny forget."