A Wisconsin man got cut off after he wolfed down a dozen pieces of fish at an all-you-can-eat fish fry, so he did what any red-blooded American would do: he made a picket sign and protested.
Bill Wisth -- a fish-eating machine at 6-foot-6-inches tall and 350 lbs -- was miffed when workers at his favorite local restaurant in Thiensville, Chuck's Place, said they were running out of yummy sea creatures.
"It's false advertising," Wisth told TMJ4. "We asked for more fish, and they refused to give us more fish."
Fed up with his whining, workers gave him eight more pieces of fish to go, but it wasn't enough. Wisth called police -- a move that turned up no results -- and came back two days later with a picket sign.
"I think that people have to stand up for consumers," he said.
Did he go fishing afterwards? Great stuff. I hope they bring him onboard as a mascot as part of the settlement.Simpsons becomes real life
I am sure you remember the simpsons episode that did exactly this, and I guess it is the similarity to that that makes this funny.
http://www.norwaynews.com/en/~view.php?72U74549K74833x285Qmf844QQ2886RN76JGo353QbY8Norway abolishes Church of Norway
[16.05.2012, 08:26pm, Wed. GMT]
In a move that has taken many by surprise, the Norwegian Parliament is set to separate church and state when it carries a constitutional amendment to abolish the Church of Norway. The nation will become secular, with no official religion, and the government will not participate in the appointment of church deans and bishops. Svein Harberg, the spokesman for the Church, Education, and Research Committee stated that the decision is historic both for the Norwegian Church and for the politicians in Parliament.
A parliamentary committee report presented Tuesday contains a unanimous recommendation to have the state permanently separate from the church.
All 169 members of the seven parties in Parliament, including 10 representatives from the Christian Democratic Party and 30 from the Conservative Party, are said to be behind the move, according to a report from TV2.
The government will no longer have a minister of churches, and the state will no longer be responsible for the appointment of bishops and deans.
http://www.norwaynews.com/en/~view.php?72U74549K74833x285Qmf844QQ2886RN76JGo353QbY8
Yay for secularism! Just the right to bear arms left now, then I can almost say I live in a free country.
I'm disappointed in you Norway ;'(
(CNN) -- It's a campaign that's raising a lot of eyebrows in Mexico.
The campaign involves a 34-year-old philosophy professor named Natalia Juarez, who's running for the Mexican congress. When Juarez realized her bid for office was off to a slow start a few weeks ago, the leftist candidate quickly decided she was going to be transparent with voters in a way they didn't expect.
Juarez decided to appear topless on a billboard surrounded by half-a-dozen supporters of her party, the PRD (Party of the Democratic Revolution). The billboard shows the seven women, including Juarez, naked from the waist up and covering sensitive areas with their right hands while they raise their left fists.
What's that "covering sensitive areas with their right hands" crap? I'd vote against her based solely on that.I don't care if posting this makes me look bad. I'm doing it anyway.
http://www.cnn.com/2012/05/21/world/americas/mexico-topless-campagn-ads/index.html?hpt=hp_c1
We need more politicians like these.
Yay for secularism! Just the right to bear arms left now, then I can almost say I live in a free country.
ANOKA COUNTY, Minn. - A Linwood Township man is in critical condition after an unexploded firework back fired and tore open his chest.
The man was taken to Regions Hospital where St. Paul's bomb squad was called after it was discovered the live round was still in his chest cavity.
He would've made a GREAT Darwin Awards recipient."He put two devices in a tube and then held it up above his chest, which the tube was pointed directly at his chest," said Sommer.
The mortar tube backfired and one of the fireworks blasted into his chest.
He'll earn the title of "At Risk Survivor," no question. Provided Northcutt still awards them.http://www.kare11.com/news/article/977757/391/Bomb-squad-called-after-firework-lodges-in-mans-chest
He would've made a GREAT Darwin Awards recipient.
A field of wild cannabis plants was discovered on city land near a Moscow metro station after apparently being accidentally planted by city authorities themselves, drug control authorities said Thursday.