Parodies are fine if they're respectful of the source material. That's why I love National Lampoon's Doon and Robin Hood: Men in Tights.
*checks Netflix Canada*
It's not available.
*checks Netflix Canada*
It's not available.

I haven't gotten around to seeing "pasty white Englishman playing Indian super-soldier" but in the 2009 movie I found Karl Urban to be one of the least objectionable characters. The little we saw of him indicated there was a depth to him as opposed to Chekov who did basically nothing or Sulu whose sole accomplishment seemed to consist of having a collapsible samurai sword in a rather poor shout out to TOS.
Also, did any doctor's in Star Trek ever do any actual doctoring besides jabbing hypos into people? The most memorable scenes with Gates McFadden consisted of her doing everything besides jamming hypos into people.
Anyone else hates the guts of Tom Paris?
No, I most certainly do NOT hate Tom Paris. I like him. A lot.I am currently watching the second half of season 5 of VOY - and oddly I find myself really enjoying the episodes. Oh don't get me wrong - there is this, that and a million other things which annoy me. Janeway got on my good side by now. Cheekotay is still as uninteresting as ever. The Doctor is less annoying by now. But good lord Tom Paris needs to disappear. His constant faked laughs and failed attempts at being cool make him the most unlikeable star trek character of them all. Topping Neelix by a mile.
Eh what I was saying. I am enjoying myself right now with VOY. But perhaps it also helps that I switch back and forth between VOY and DS9 (season 7) and that I am not watching one episode after another, but give it decent time to breath.
I just thought that I shared something positive about VOY after I did so much complaining before.
Now,
Anyone else hates the guts of Tom Paris?
Memory Alpha said:Shortly before commencement, on stardate 45703, the Nova Squadron flight team was involved in an accidental collision trying to do the highly controversial and banned Kolvoord Starburst maneuver for the graduation ceremony on the Academy Flight Range near one of Saturn's moons, Titan. Cadet Joshua Albert was killed in the crash, while the other members of the team were able to activate their emergency transporters to escape their doomed ships.
Locarno convinced his team members - Wesley Crusher, Sito Jaxa and Jean Hajar - that the accident was Albert's fault and persuaded them to ultimately cover up the fact that they performed a prohibited maneuver and lie at the subsequent hearing. However, the truth was discovered by Captain Jean-Luc Picard who believed that Locarno wanted to end his Academy career in a blaze of glory and that he convinced the other team members to learn the Kolvoord starburst for the commencement demonstrations, allowing Locarno to graduate as a living legend. Outraged, Picard confronted Wesley Crusher about it, asking him to either come forward or else he would do it for him. Locarno, who had always insisted that everything he did was for his friends and the team, took full responsibility for the accident and was subsequently expelled from the Academy. The other members were almost expelled as well had it not been for Locarno's passionate plea to the inquiry board. (TNG: "The First Duty")
If you like fanfic, I can recommend an excellent series of post-Endgame stories about Tom Paris, in which he continues his Starfleet career and eventually gets his own captaincy.Pilot, nurse, warp-10 pioneer, salamander, shuttle-designer, holo-novelist, special forces agent, amateur historian and, I think, engineer? This man is the most qualified man in Starfleet, and he's the guy they didn't want.
He, besides the Doctor, actually became my favourite character of Voyager. He just seems like the only sane man on that ship of fools, yet somehow manages to maintain a smile.
I'm also heavily biased towards Bride of Chaotica, which has Tom Paris at his best/worst, whichever way you're inclined, so take my comments as you will.
That wasn't called for.
I've never made any secret of my dislike for nuTrek.
I don't care what your opinion of nuTrek is in that context. What angered me was your uncalled-for negative assessment of my personality, which I opted not to report (thinking that perhaps it was something we could work out on our own without involving a moderator). Next time you attack the poster instead of the post, I'll just report it, if that's your preference.I know, which is why I'm puzzled by your need to express that anger in-depth at me again just because I dared to say something positive about it. Like, that's your opinion, and this is mine. Neither is a false fact to be shouted down.
Neelix... okay most of the time, really irritating when he was jealous of Kes having other male friends, but otherwise fun and a source of some very interesting insights.Also, totally hopping on board with the Paris-hate, although I can't endorse the Neelix-hate and Chakotay-hate. Neelix, Chakotay, The Doctor, Tuvok, and Kes are the only sensible, tolerable people (and Tuvok somewhat often pushes the boundaries of my definition of that...) on that ship. The rest can get shot out an airlock or turned over to the Kazon for all I care.
You need to. In addition to it being the best Star Trek/Space opera parody I've seen it is also a very good movie.
The problem with Chakotay was that he was supposed to be a spiritual Native American, but he was given such a bland set of customs, stories, traditions, etc., that it was like the writers took all the "noble savage" traits, threw them in a blender, and gave the least 'offensive' ones to him. They couldn't even make up their minds if his beliefs were based on tribes from North, Central, or South America! For those fans who actually are Native American and those who have studied anthropology, it was a less-than-pleasing result. That whole speech in "Scorpion" about the scorpion's nature? The character of Shelly Tambeau did it much better in Northern Exposure, and took a lot less time to get to the point.It's brilliant (even if it's basically the same plot as The Three Amigos...). Also one of the best cinema-going experiences I can remember: the audience loved it and applauded en masse at the end. I don't think I've ever seen that happen otherwise.
On Voyager characters, I don't get the hate for Chakotay. He was one of my favourites, although he became more boring in the later series where they removed his mystical side (no more pan pipes every time he went into his quarters).
Tuvok was similar - an interesting character to start with who seemed to lose any purpose other than standing on one side of the bridge spouting technobabble when required.
Neelix is a horrendous character, a supposedly comic character who isn't actually funny. He reminds me of the line that one of the writers for Morecambe and Wise said about them: they're a comedian who isn't funny and a straight man who is. Neelix is a comedian who isn't funny, but he's not paired with a straight man who is. Making him constantly mock Tuvok doesn't count. He's just incredibly irritating. He's like Snarf from Thundercats without the depth. They tried to give him a bit of depth in some ways - his guilt about his past, his cowardice and anger, his jealousy about Kes - but since all of these were extremely negative and unlikeable traits, I don't think it really helped.
I thought that Paris was the least likeable of them (other than Neelix), but he was still likeable, because this was pretty much a crew of unfeasibly positive people. Perhaps the main thing I found annoying about him was his supposed obsession with twentieth-century culture. I know the writers like to make bridges for viewers to identify with, but it sometimes seems as if no significant cultural developments have happened in the Star Trek world - people watch cinema from hundreds of years ago, play music from hundreds of years ago, act plays from hundreds of years ago, and all of these things seem to be mainstream, not the preserve of scholars or the occasional weird fanatic. Culturally speaking it's an incredibly conservative world.
Kes was a bit of a void really. She could have been an interesting character, with her shortened life span and what it might have meant for her relationships with the others, but they obviously didn't really know what to do with her. Same for Kim, who was also a bit of a void, which was a shame because the actor had a few outstanding moments which showed he could have done something more interesting with the character.
The Doctor is obviously the greatest character in the whole of Trek. I can't think of a single bad episode that was about him. He worked so well because, unlike Neelix, he was a genuinely funny character who could pull off a comedy episode, but he also had more depth and even tragedy to him which meant that he could be serious too.
I don't care what your opinion of nuTrek is in that context. What angered me was your uncalled-for negative assessment of my personality, which I opted not to report (thinking that perhaps it was something we could work out on our own without involving a moderator). Next time you attack the poster instead of the post, I'll just report it, if that's your preference.
Kes... hated her and good riddance. Not even the best fanfic writers can make her tolerable for me.
Nobody has opinions about Janeway, B'Elanna, or Seven?
Accepted, thank you. Some people have mistaken my negative opinions about the Abrams movies to also be negative opinions about the Abrams movies' fans. The two are quite separate issues.Sometimes your assertive opinions come off...offensively and intolerantly. If it wasn't meant that way, then I apologize for returning fire.
This is an interesting assessment of Kes. I think that if they'd avoided giving her mystical, magical powers, she'd have been a more believable character. But they turned her into a junior Traveler-type character with a side helping of pyromania, and that is just not a character that appeals to me.I appreciated Kes because she was pretty much always stable and level-headed, but not always coldly logical, either. I saw her as a valuable foil to Janeway, would was always cold and methodical, and in my opinion, selfish. There was a dynamic between her and Neelix that I saw as reflective of our own society: a bright, capable young woman in danger of being smothered by her loving but overprotective male partner, who feels like he has to be her White Knight and often struggles between resenting her autonomy and encouraging it. She, meanwhile, doesn't have the heart to tell him to get lost or to wholly escape his domineering fatherliness, partly because she's just now entering the larger universe and might feel like she kinda needs that guidance (even though she pretty much doesn't - she's got this better than most of the crew does!), and partly...I'm not sure why else. But her character is far more useful in the "examine our own society's inner workings" kind of way that Star Trek generally is, but which Voyager in particular so often lacked (as I have ranted about above).
Janeway is more like Kirk than she would ever dare admit. She can strut around her Ready Room and make a speech about how she and her colleagues are better than Kirk and his colleagues, but there were times when she did some very Kirk-like actions.Janeway I truly despise. I think she's selfish, deserves to be court-martialed, and is generally unfit for command. She'd make a good space pirate, or periodic villain. Compare her with Seska: Seska is supposed to be a villain and a turncoat, right? But her and Janeway are essentially identical: they both act based on personal motivations but excuse them with reference to some higher cause - Seksa to Cardassian interests in the Delta Quadrant, Janeway to Federation principles - and are willing to break any number of rules in order to do what they want. You can't imagine Picard, Kirk, or Sisko behaving that way, they all showed due deference to higher principles which truly governed their actions. Janeway doesn't; at times she does, but she also proves just as willing to discard them and excuse it away, which makes me see her previous deference as part of a larger realpolitik by her, a shrewd excuse-making to get herself out of having to, say, challenge a defended planet for a resource they want by bringing up The Prime Directive or "that's just not our way." I think she and Seska are essentially the same person, so if Seska is a villain, then Janeway can be one too.
She did have some character growth once she and Tom got married. There was also the potential for a "frenemy" relationship with Seven. They were finally getting there, when the show ended.B'Elanna was interesting at times, but I felt she was too cookie-cutter "strong woman" to be truly interesting. Sort of like Lana on Archer, but with a more uncontrollable temper. In the beginning she showed real potential for character growth once she was made chief engineer and shortly after, but after that she never really escapes the "teenager thrown into responsible-peoples' world" trope, which I find extremely tiring. She almost belongs in nuTrek!
Seven is my favorite Voyager character, followed by the Doctor and Tom Paris.No real opinion on Seven of Nine, I haven't gotten that far in the series yet. I remember her from when the show aired, but not extensively so. I remember her becoming the show's necessary "discover/rediscover your humanity" incarnation, shoes that Odo and Data filled in series past.
The problem with Chakotay was that he was supposed to be a spiritual Native American, but he was given such a bland set of customs, stories, traditions, etc., that it was like the writers took all the "noble savage" traits, threw them in a blender, and gave the least 'offensive' ones to him. They couldn't even make up their minds if his beliefs were based on tribes from North, Central, or South America! For those fans who actually are Native American and those who have studied anthropology, it was a less-than-pleasing result. That whole speech in "Scorpion" about the scorpion's nature? The character of Shelly Tambeau did it much better in Northern Exposure, and took a lot less time to get to the point.
Neelix had flaws, yes, but he worked to overcome them. He had character growth over the 7 seasons.
And he was a good babysitter for Naomi and mentor for Seven.
Paris was into the 20th century, but it wasn't the 20th century that was contemporary with the time when Voyager itself was in production. Tom was floundering with 1990s slang, whereas he understood 1950s slang and pop culture just fine.
Nobody has opinions about Janeway, B'Elanna, or Seven?
Janeway I truly despise. I think she's selfish, deserves to be court-martialed, and is generally unfit for command. She'd make a good space pirate, or periodic villain. Compare her with Seska: Seska is supposed to be a villain and a turncoat, right? But her and Janeway are essentially identical: they both act based on personal motivations but excuse them with reference to some higher cause - Seksa to Cardassian interests in the Delta Quadrant, Janeway to Federation principles - and are willing to break any number of rules in order to do what they want. You can't imagine Picard, Kirk, or Sisko behaving that way, they all showed due deference to higher principles which truly governed their actions. Janeway doesn't; at times she does, but she also proves just as willing to discard them and excuse it away, which makes me see her previous deference as part of a larger realpolitik by her, a shrewd excuse-making to get herself out of having to, say, challenge a defended planet for a resource they want by bringing up The Prime Directive or "that's just not our way." I think she and Seska are essentially the same person, so if Seska is a villain, then Janeway can be one too.
The problem with Chakotay was that he was supposed to be a spiritual Native American, but he was given such a bland set of customs, stories, traditions, etc., that it was like the writers took all the "noble savage" traits, threw them in a blender, and gave the least 'offensive' ones to him. They couldn't even make up their minds if his beliefs were based on tribes from North, Central, or South America! For those fans who actually are Native American and those who have studied anthropology, it was a less-than-pleasing result.
There can be too much diplomacy, though. There's a saying that when Kirk meets an enemy that's about to kill him and his crew, he either outfights them or outwits them by bluffing about fighting.Picard doesn't operate like that because TNG tried to create a more complex and believable setting with problems that couldn't be solved just by getting into a fistfight or doing something with a 97.863% probability of failure, captain.
I have never played Civ IV, but that sounds... bizarre, depending on which principles, customs, and traditions get kept.I figure they were following the same basic principle as the 'Native American' culture in Civ IV. Give it another few centuries and it probably will be amalgamated pretty thoroughly.