Altered Maps VI: Xorda Gene Bombs.. going from Earth to Mobius

[Tani Coyote]

Atleast you remembered this time.

How could I ever forget Poland when I have you, the best reminder ever, at my side?

Anyway, on topic, I'll be trying to scrounge something up tonight. Prepare for AoIness.

 

[choxorn]

Off-topic, but would you happen to know who wrote the article on me on DYOSwiki, and put it that I make a bunch of historically implausible maps? I thought that was a rather funny bit for somebody to add.

That was me.

 

[aronnax]

Also, Crete is Turkish.

Whoops that should be Greek.

They also retook The Baltics and Finland, some of Slovakia and Turkey, Bessarbia, and Danzig.

Also, Czechoslovakia has some of Silesia, which should be German, and Romania has some what should be Bulgaria.

Mmm... just after World War I, so... the Russians Soviets invade and annex Poland, as a part of their Civil War/the Polish-Soviet War? In addition to all the other things. Basically a proto-Stalin foreign policy was already in effect.

Well actually it was suppose to be the Allies winning WWI and Imperial Russia didn't collapse.

 

[Dachs]

If the Allies won WWI, WTH is with Turkey/Greece?

Just noticed

Wait, why do you know why that's funny?

Karalysia, do I know you?

You had better.

This should be easy. What is the Point of Departure?

The weird selections as to post-WWI borders confuse me.

Also, Crete is Turkish.

Especially this one.

With the borders the way they are there's no way the PoD is before 1919. But after 1919, it's outrageously implausible that the USSR would have conquered all of Poland and all of Finland. It's similarly implausible for the Turkish Nationalist Wars to have shaken out the way they did in every single way save for extra Turkish gains by 1920. And it's physically impossible for the Turks to have control of Italian Rhodes and Dodecanese, plus Greek Crete. Also, it weirdly appears as though Eupen is still German.

 

[TheLastOne36]

Europe if I was emperor:

Dang, forgot about Kazakhstan. meh.

In a future version would you like to see a more divided France, Italy and GB?

 

[choxorn]

Needs moar Polish Nationalism.

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

You forgot Poland.

 

[Dachs]

That's a pretty big Lithuania you got there, TLO

 

[Karalysia]

Well to be fair, Lithuania was pretty massive around the 1500's. Didn't Lithania own everything between Bradenburg and Russia? Yeah Lithuania was pretty badass at the time.

 

[choxorn]

Gentlemen, the ultimate map of Eastern Europe:

 

[Tani Coyote]

Europe if I was emperor:

Spoiler :

Dang, forgot about Kazakhstan. meh.

In a future version would you like to see a more divided France, Italy and GB?

...Rather humble, LastOne. I'd take you over most dictators any day. How often does a Eurodictator demand only a little extra lebensraum and not the entire freakin' continent?

 

[Tee Kay]

Well actually it was suppose to be the Allies winning WWI and Imperial Russia didn't collapse.

In that case Constantinople would be Russian and Turkey wouldn't exist.

 

[Yared]

Wait, why do you know why that's funny?

I'm reffering to the Daila Lama quote in his sig

 

[Winner]

Well actually it was suppose to be the Allies winning WWI and Imperial Russia didn't collapse.

Ay...

- I see no reason why Czechoslovakia doesn't have Carpathian Ruthenia. It was originally a part of A-H which nobody wanted, so they gave it to the Czechs as a sort of colony.
- Czechoslovakia has a part of German Silesia, which is probably just a mistake.
- Victorious Russia would take all of Eastern Prussia.
- On the other hand, Germany would perhaps keep Danzig and some other German-speaking areas of Poland.
- Turkey would lose Constantinople.

 

[sophie]

@The Last One: I like that you have an independent Aragon and Basque Country, and a divided Germany, but Ireland, Scotland, and Wales are still under the control of GB...(And Breton isn't independent either haha).

 

[flyingchicken]

I'm reffering to the Daila Lama quote in his sig

Honestly the only time I ever think of Tibetan power is when I think of a game I played as some Chinese republic fighting off a massive Tibetan Empire played by some dude whose name escapes me at this time.

 

[TheLastOne36]

I'm going to make a V2 of that map. And there will be two copies of V2, one with a large Poland, and one with a divided Poland. (For some reason, you guys don't know how to divide Poland properly... Always between Germans and Russians for some reason. I should teach you)

What else would you like to see in that map? Divided GB, more divided France, divided Italy, and something creative in Spain I guess? Keep in mind I want to leave Morrocco, Algeria and Libya under European rule so they could develope properly. (In this timeline Tunisia is a modern European Christian state, after a couple of centuries of missionaries working in the area and the Copts prevailed in Egypt and went on a crusade against themselves a couple centuries ago)

 

[Joecoolyo]

What else would you like to see in that map? Divided GB, more divided France, divided Italy, and something creative in Spain I guess? Keep in mind I want to leave Morrocco, Algeria and Libya under European rule so they could develope properly. (In this timeline Tunisia is a modern European Christian state, after a couple of centuries of missionaries working in the area and the Copts prevailed in Egypt and went on a crusade against themselves a couple centuries ago)

I'd like to see the Ottomans grow a pair and take back Greece.

Other than that, I think Savoy is beckoning for freedom (Italy just looks a little too blobish).

 

[Yared]

I agree with Joecoolyo. Also, Bulgaria should join in and make it a gangbang.

 

[TheLastOne36]

It's Turkey now, and unfortunately, there will be no gangbanging. I like havign Greece on both sides of the Aegian.

I might give Bulgaria back some land though.

Should I balkanize Italy completely? Ireland will get independence. What about Spain and France?

Remember North Africa though...