Another bump in the night

Self defense doesn't require smashing him to a pulp.
 
I would recommend that you ignore what your landlord
says and put bars on the inside of your window.

If I deliberately ignore what he says then I'm going to break my contract. I need written consent so that I'm covered if he decides to "forget" that he said it was okay verbally let alone that he said it wasn't. That pretty much covers all physical modifications from fitting a new lock on the window to putting up a shelf.

I picked up a motion activated lamp on my way back from work today and set it up in the window. If I had one to spare I'd also set up a motion activated camera to see what sets it off.
 
Self defense doesn't require smashing him to a pulp.
If he's trying to stab you to a pulp, I would think that there would be at least some sort of justification to it.

I picked up a motion activated lamp on my way back from work today and set it up in the window. If I had one to spare I'd also set up a motion activated camera to see what sets it off.
Could you set up a motion activated spotlight pointed at the window? I have a relative who set one up for a raccoon that was getting in her bird feeder, so it should work for your purposes too.
 
Would it be "excessive force" to beat his brains in if he's got a knife as he's approaching you? Or would it get you in trouble to give the poor guy a booboo?

Gotta love good 'ol government! :goodjob:

Tut-tut Nicky you have it all wrong.
In the few seconds the criminal wielding a knife has in your dwelling you should be able to phone the police and recieve a police officer in your home who can stop the criminal, it's common sense :rollseyes:

If not you deserve to get stabbed.
 
If he's trying to stab you to a pulp, I would think that there would be at least some sort of justification to it.
Justification, sure, but it still has gone beyond self-defense by then.
 
Tut-tut Nicky you have it all wrong.
In the few seconds the criminal wielding a knife has in your dwelling you should be able to phone the police and recieve a police officer in your home who can stop the criminal, it's common sense :rollseyes:

If not you deserve to get stabbed.
You know what, you're right! And you better have a cup of tea prepared for both of them! :goodjob:

In fact, I think that if you struggle to much while the guy is trying to strangle you, and accidentally hurt his wrist, then you should be thrown in jail! And then stabbed! I mean, you used excessive force and hurt him! You should not only be stabbed and in jail, but also be ashamed! :cry:
 
What's really funny is what the cops would do once they arrived...

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(image property of the Gun Control Network parody site.)
 
No need, it's patently obvious I'd think. Though FYI the site is a British site. Good blokes.
 
This is why the English need to legalize personal firearms. I have at least 3 or 4 within arms reach while I sleep to include a 9mm pistol under my pillow while I sleep. Never-mind the other non-firearm type weapons I have around lol. Legalized firearms is the only answer to ensure your own safety.
 
If police don't carry guns in England, what happens if they pull over a guy who has an illegal firearm, and the guy attempts to shoot the officer?
 
This is why the English need to legalize personal firearms. I have at least 3 or 4 within arms reach while I sleep to include a 9mm pistol under my pillow while I sleep. Never-mind the other non-firearm type weapons I have around lol. Legalized firearms is the only answer to ensure your own safety.

Wow. I keep mine locked up in my closet. Do you live in a warzone neighborhood or something? Just curious, mind you, it's your business what you do with your guns.
 
If police don't carry guns in England, what happens if they pull over a guy who has an illegal firearm, and the guy attempts to shoot the officer?

its hard to compare the UK with the US... BUT here is a list of all deaths since 1900

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_British_police_officers_killed_in_the_line_of_duty


and here is an article on US police deaths in 2011

http://articles.cnn.com/2011-12-28/us/us_law-enforcement-deaths_1_law-enforcement-deaths-law-enforcement-officers-officer-deaths?_s=PM:US
 
What? Pepper spray isn't illegal to posses in any reasonable location. Bear spray is available at like any mountaineering store, it's dangerous to go out in the wilderness without bear spray.

I assume the rationale for it being banned here is that a little bit of spray isn't going to stop a dropbear, so its only remaining use would be against humans.
 
What's really funny is what the cops would do once they arrived...

2bobbies2.jpg


(image property of the Gun Control Network parody site.)

which reminds me of some movie lines:

Squad Leader: Maniac has responded with a scornful remark.
automated assistant: Approach, and repeat ultimatum in an even firmer tone of voice. Add the words, "or else".
 
If police don't carry guns in England, what happens if they pull over a guy who has an illegal firearm, and the guy attempts to shoot the officer?

If they know he has an illegal firearm, they'll call for armed or taser-equipped (actually, some forces are now routinely giving patrol offices tasers) backup; I spent a few years as an AFO and later as an AVRO, so it was essentially my job to provide said backup. The overwhelming majority of the time, the arrival of several heavily-armed men shouting loudly and aggressively at a suspect is enough to make him rapidly reconsider his options. If not - well, things get a bit tricky, but the strictness of firearms laws in the UK means that it's very, very unlikely that they will find that sort of thing. Above all we value our 'policing by consensus' role; not carrying firearms makes it far easier for the public to see the police as the good guys (which they overwhelmingly do, perhaps in contrast to America) and also avoids the escalation of situations - if a policeman is armed, then any fight in which he gets involved is automatically much higher-stakes: much better to keep it to truncheons. When I first did my training as an AFO, my job would be to do normal plain-clothes policing, often involving minor drug dealers, but I would have a concealed pistol on me. I can remember that one of the first things I was told in training was 'don't get that out until you absolutely have to; once you do you have very few choices, and they're all bad ones'.
 
5. Get out and run - this seems like the only possibility so far since I have no prospects of a safe room (the only other is a small bathroom) and that's definitely not defensible.

Your only concern is bodily harm, right? I can't imagine a common burglar would go out of his way to attack you, especially if you put an obstacle in the way. What exactly is the problem with the bathroom? I'd figure bed close to the bathroom, cellphone, pepper spray, and maybe a knife inside the bathroom near the door.

If pepper spray is an issue, go with another sort of aerosol. Spraypaint in the eyes also stings and would be great help to the po tracking him down if he ran off afterwards. If he didn't run off it'd still give you a moment to get the door between the two of you.

Unfortunately, you have duty of care towards trespassers, which I imagine would still count in that situation.

Crazy how in some parts of America you can legally just shoot them.

This is why the English need to legalize personal firearms. I have at least 3 or 4 within arms reach while I sleep to include a 9mm pistol under my pillow while I sleep. Never-mind the other non-firearm type weapons I have around lol.

Did someone put a hit on you or something? WTH dude
 
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