Ask A Bulgarian

[gay_Aleks]

Hell if I know why Plevneriev is in Argentina. I don't care. One of the most forgettable presidents.

"Uh guys don't fight. okay don't. jesus dont"

 

[Takhisis]

Given that presidents tend to be remembered because of the wrong reasons, perhaps it's best if they're forgettable?

btw I still haven't set out towards the Levski monument. It appears that it is only a few blocks from the Bulgarian embassy.

 

[gay_Aleks]

Perhaps a Bulgarian diaspora? Smart people who fled Bulgaria before the Red Army crossed the Danube?

 

[Takhisis]

Well, the press here says Argentina and Bulgaria are/will be investing in each other.

 

[gay_Aleks]

Well, not for much long. Several months after this, the Argentinian investors will say "<consummate your marriage> this, we're not going to invest in this place. What do you think about...Paraguay?", while the Bulgarian investors will respond with something very mean about the mother of the Argentinian party.

 

[REDY]

Do all Bulgarians on CFC have same avatar?

 

[Takhisis]

Are you trying to become Bulgarian?

 

[FriendlyFire]

Is Bulgaria building a new fence to keep people in or keep people out ?
And how is Bulgaria going to make Greece pay for the fence ?

 

[Takhisis]

1) ¿Por qué no los dos?
2) By the usual, raiding. Same as when Samuil was the great tsar, as in the time of the House of Dulo.

 

[FriendlyFire]

Who is to Blame for Bulgaria losing Thrace after the First Balkan war ?
You could have divided up the territory instead of fighting each other over Gib Clay !

I hope you three have learnt from this

 

[Takhisis]

Three? There's more than three Tolnis by now. You are welcome to join our Unity. JOIN! Unity!

 

[Borachio]

What does the future hold for Bulgaria?

Does Bulgaria even have a future?

(I ask as a concerned, if "expatriate", Bulgarian, of course.)

 

[Tahuti]

Does Bulgaria have dangerous animals?

 

[gay_Aleks]

Yes, Sofians are dangerous animals. Carrying cattle prods is advisable for a first-time visitors, while for normal residents I'd recommend a baseball bat with nails on it.

New ones. We're not monsters. They are.

 

[Takhisis]

For the foreseeable future, Bulgaria should expect more Bulgaria. Whether that is good or bad we leave up to you.

 

[Borachio]

How often does Bulgaria change places with Romania? (And vice versa.)

Also: why isn't it more often?

 

[Double A]

Is Bulgarian clay actually made of clay?

 

[Takhisis]

How often does Bulgaria change places with Romania? (And vice versa.)

Also: why isn't it more often?

It hasn't ever happened at all. Put it down to laziness and Communism.

Is Bulgarian clay actually made of clay?

We suspect it to be so, yes.

 

[Double A]

so it's not like sandy loam or peat or whatever

 

[Takhisis]

Sandy loam is sandy loam, peat is peat, and so on.