Steveazuma the Boring comes to the throne. This is his tale of tedium and woe... *yawn*
Inherited turn - 1540AD
Wow - virtually no micromanagement of cities here.
India and Iroquois sign a peace treaty.
Athens goes into disorder - 1 citizen turned into an entertainer.
Corinth goes into disorder - 1 citizen turned into an entertainer. New York gets a hospital. I micromanage to resume population growth at the expense of some production.
We're in that dead patch between industrialization and tanks, where there is very little in the way of new infrastructure to build. Max out rails and remaining infrastructure builds. Let someone else declare war on us
(1) 1545AD
Egypt and China sign an MPP, then sign a Military Alliance against the Iroquois. Egypt declares war.
England and Egypt sign a Military Alliance agains Iroquois. England joins the "We hate the Iroquois club".
We learn The Corporation and begin researching Replacable parts. Due in 5 turns.
Trying for Shakespeare's in Teot our of sheer boredom.
Therm hires an entertainer.
Start Atlanta on Battlefield Medicine. *sigh* So many cities, so little to build.
WTH is up in Corinth? 6 people, TWO entertainers?
(2) 1550AD
(3) 1555AD
Rome and Iroquois sign a Military Alliance against England. Rome declares war.
Some cities going on Wealth as we simply have nothing else to build besides military.
England gets Shakespeare's. I change Teot to Colloseum with no shield loss.
I can drop science to 70% while still getting replacable parts in 3 turns.
(4) 1560AD
Japan wants an embargo against the Romans. We give them our territory map.
Well what do you know? Japan signs a peace treaty with Rome. Silly AI.
I NEED something new to build. All our core cities are on wealth now.
(5) 1565AD
China and Rome sign a peace treaty.
(6) 1570AD
Replacable parts in 1 turn. Drop science to 60% and net 367 gold this turn.
Exchange World Maps with India.
We get Replacable Parts. Begin Refining to find out where the oil is. Science back up to 80%. 5 turns.
This is weird. We have multiple sources of SaltPeter connected and the advisor is suggesting we build LONGBOWMEN??? Huh?
We also have multiple rubber sources already connected.
(7) 1575AD
High speed workers ROCK!!
All cannon (17 units) upgraded to artillery.
All Riflemen (71 units) upgraded to infantry.
Egypt wants MPP. I give them a territory map.
(8) 1580AD
Oh joy. I get to press the "F" key 88 times.
I find a few pikemen lying around and upgrade those too.
Egypt and England sign a military alliance against Rome. Egypt declares war.
Japan and Iroquois sign a peace treaty.
(9) 1585AD
Athens switched from factory to cathedral. It's needing two entertainers right now.
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We complete Hoover Dam
(10) 1590AD
Ridiculous trade from Babylon. Wines for Dyes and 56 gold per turn?? I don't think so.
(11) 1595AD
We learn Refining. Start Steel. 5 turns at 80% science.
(12) 1600AD
A quick look around our land shows up three sources of oil.
Trade coal to Babylon for Communism. They're stuck out on an island out of harm's way.
I start Washington on army cranking duty.
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Atlanta completes Battlefield Medicine
(13) 1605AD
LMAO. I call up Mao to see if he has espionage on offer, and he calls us BACKWARD?? We're three techs ahead of him.
Many cities on wealth changed to police station.
England and Rome sign a peace treaty.
(14) 1610AD
(15) 1615AD
Rome wants us to ally against Egypt. I give him a territory map.
We learn Steel, start Combustion. 5 turns at 80% science.
Our connected source of oil is exhausted. I didn't make anything that required it. This is a REALLY dumb "feature" of the game. Fortunately there is plenty more, but I will leave it unconnected.
(16) 1620AD
Rome and China sign a military alliance against Iroquois. Rome declares war.
(17) 1625AD
Turn science down to 70% and still get combustion in 4 turns.
English want ROP and MPP. I give them our territory map.
(18) 1630AD
Japan and England sign an MPP.
Iroquois want an embargo against Rome. We give Hiawatha a territory map.
Washington produces an army. Starts another.
(19) 1635AD
(20) 1640AD
Steveazuma sleeps at the keyboard, his hand automatically sliding and clicking the mouse as he moves workers around. He dies of boredom after the "Hit enter or space bar to continue" appears.
Combustion in 1 turn.
Next person can start building up infantry and artillery, then tanks once we get Motorized Transportation.