Beast Hat Ideas for 2011!!!!!

[Mad Man]

So i'm in the market for buying a new hat instead of paying of my debt, but the problem is I haven't bought a hat in years and I'm not sure whats still fashionable. I was thinking maybe a bowler hat or a kepi for the sake of being different from everyone else, but I dunno what do you the hat gurus think?

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

I suppose a grizzly's severed head would count as a "beast hat".

 

[Joecoolyo]

Go ushanka.

 

[Mad Man]

I suppose a grizzly's severed head would count as a "beast hat".

That sounds both expensive and heavy, if i'm going that route I might as well mount the thing on my wall.

Go ushanka.

They seem a bit warm to wear year round, is there a summer version?

 

[shadowplay]

Go with one of those shtreimels that Chasidic men wear.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

That sounds both expensive and heavy, if i'm going that route I might as well mount the thing on my wall.

You can cheat by finding a bear rug and cutting off the head.

 

[Earthling]

Towering pillar.

 

[SuperJay]

"Tarnish notte the majestye of my pillar of hattes."

I'm gonna go with a hip fedora. That's what I want. They're coming back, you know.

 

[Cutlass]

Stovepipe tophats never go out of style.

 

[Mad Man]

Go with one of those shtreimels that Chasidic men wear.

"Tarnish notte the majestye of my pillar of hattes."

I'm gonna go with a hip fedora. That's what I want. They're coming back, you know.

Stovepipe tophats never go out of style.

I've considered all of these, we might be going someplace with this

 

[SuperJay]

A modern trilby is also worth consideration.

Also, are you more concerned with fashion or more concerned with standing out from the crowd?

 

[W|M]

 

[.Shane.]

You should consider a tiny hat.

 

[Joecoolyo]

They seem a bit warm to wear year round, is there a summer version?

Probably not, but at least you'll stand out of the crowd half of the year (and get some great use of it during the other half).

 

[Traitorfish]

(Our of interest, how many people here actually own of those? I know that both myself and Cheezy do, but it would be almost to stereotypical to bear if we were the only ones.)

 

[cardgame]

I haven't even seen a ushanka IRL.

I think it would be pretty badass to have though.

 

[shadowplay]

You could impress your friends at Russian dance class.

 

[Skwink]

http://www.amazon.com/Columbia-Sportswear-Pigtail-Fleece-Hat/dp/B001S2QIOQ/ref=pd_sbs_a_4

This hat. It's badbutt*. No one would ever dare to jump you wearing this. You will be the coolest guy on the street.


*as to not bypass the word filter

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

You should wear a fez. Fezzes are cool.

 

[cardgame]

http://www.amazon.com/Columbia-Sportswear-Pigtail-Fleece-Hat/dp/B001S2QIOQ/ref=pd_sbs_a_4

This hat. It's badbutt*. No one would ever dare to jump you wearing this. You will be the coolest guy on the street.


*as to not bypass the word filter

That hat says dork all over it.

And badass is legal.