Breakfast, the most important meal of the day.

[Rambuchan]

My usual breakfast is an egg, ham and cheese sandwich. Homemade of course. The fastfood versions have so much salt and grease they make me want to curl up and go back to sleep.

So why aren't you eating those fast food ones Bozo? Sounds like a good excuse:

Boss: "You look a bit rough today Bozo."

Bozo: "Yeah, fast food breakfast." *shrugs*

*Boss slaps the table in disbelief*

Bozz, I mean, Boss: "Dang! MacD's? They is the worse son, the worse. Say, you feelin' drowsy son?"

Bozo: *eyes to the floor* "Uhu."

Boss: "You better take the afternoon off Bozo. I can't have a sloppy Mac Muffin victim round here."

* We see Bozo shuffle reluctantly to the door, a piece of greasey egg on the corner of his mouth*

Bozo: "I feel like crap but boy am I glad I took Ram's advice!"

 

[Bozo Erectus]

If only it were that easy to get half the day off, Id eat them everyday. Eventually the cholesterol would burst out of my chest like that scene from Alien

 

[Rambuchan]

If only it were that easy to get half the day off, Id eat them everyday. Eventually the cholesterol would burst out of my chest like that scene from Alien

Boss: "Dang Bozo! You had one of them Alien eggs for a side dish? Ah man!"

Bozo: *Writhing around on the floor* "Uhu."

Boss:

Bozo: "Uhu."

Boss: "I better take the rest of the day off. You stay here and hold the fort Bozo. Damn!" *mops the side of his mouth*

Bozo: "Uhu."

*The alien frees itself from Bozo's chest and makes for the secretary's stockinged leg. *

 

[Bozo Erectus]

*The alien frees itself from Bozo's chest and makes for the secretary's stockinged leg. *

Figures that my cholesterol would be just as perverted as I am

 

[Desmond Hawkins]

I never have breakfast. I sleep every last minute untill 6:20 am call a cab (which I take to work daily) at 6:35 and am in for work by 6:50 aprox. I work quite a physical job as a landscaper.

My lack of vehicular conveyance has prevented me from getting a job in landscaping or construction, but I never thought about a cab before...

By the end of the summer you should be a fine physical specimen.

 

[Desmond Hawkins]

A look at my cereal packet suggest my typical breakfast is about ~500 kcal, which I suppose is a "harty" one..

Hold on. You eat around 500 000 calories for breakfast . Doesn't the "k" mean "kilo"?

I fall in the category of a person who has trouble eating much food in the morning. I need to be awake for a few hours before, if I want to eat anything more than a piece of toast or a small bowl of yogurt.

 

[Hakim]

If only it were that easy to get half the day off, Id eat them everyday. Eventually the cholesterol would burst out of my chest like that scene from Alien

Or like Quato in Total Recall: "Hi! I'm Bozo's cholesterol! Press the button!".

I think I've lowered my cholesterol much by using a special kind of butter with this purpose. Six years ago I had 6 units/other unit in my blood, when I tested last year it was 4.5. That made me unsure about the "6" figure, it's almost too good to be true.

I've found cereals to be very dehydrating, in my young days I could get very dizzy later in the day if I'd eaten cereals. Too bad it tastes so good...

 

[Yom]

Hold on. You eat around 500 000 calories for breakfast . Doesn't the "k" mean "kilo"?

I fall in the category of a person who has trouble eating much food in the morning. I need to be awake for a few hours before, if I want to eat anything more than a piece of toast or a small bowl of yogurt.

Yeah. Most people eat around 2000 kilocalories a day. One Calorie is one kilocalorie.

 

[classical_hero]

I cannot believe so many people do not have breakfast. I generally have a quick breakfast, generally cereal. One of my favourite cereals is Coco Pops. Boy, they are very tasty indeed. If I am really rushed for, I have a Macca's breakfast. I normally have a hash brown and a Bacon and egg Mcmuffin, very delicious indeed. I do not care what Rambuchan and Bozo might say about that.

 

[classical_hero]

Yeah. Most people eat around 2000 kilocalories a day. One Calorie is one kilocalorie.

That does not make sense.

 

[TrailblazingScot]

Allbran - keep ya regular!

 

[madviking]

Depends on which day. On non-school days i eat a good breakfast.
But, on school days, i only eat a little

 

[Shaihulud]

I wake up at 6.00am in the morning sacrificing my valuable sleep time to have breakfast. So yeah, I NEED IT.

 

[The Last Conformist]

That does not make sense.

It's definitional, so it doesn't have to.

 

[downtown]

I usually dont eat much of a breakfast. During the schoolyear, since i was up at 530 AM, I just wasnt hungry enough. Since its summer, and i can sleep a little later, i might grab an apple before work or something so i can work later before lunch, but thats it. Im also not really a fan of breakfast foods.

I do however, eat a big lunch, and i eat almost a second lunch when i get home from school at 330. maybe thats not so healthy, but its been working for me

 

[OrpheusPrime]

I always hit the cafeteria 'all you can eat- breakfast' when I was in college. Then again I was a runner and I needed all the calories I could get. I think those who eat breakfast have generally more active lifestyles? Correlation?

 

[toh6wy]

I always eat at least a little breakfast, even if it's early. When I have the oppurtunity to eat a hearty breakfast, I often take it.

 

[Kozmos]

I rarely eat breakfast if ever,mostly because I dont have time,other times I forget or too lazy to make it.Lunch I have only on weekends,so most of the time I only have dinner.

 

[Ayatollah So]

I pack my breakfast and eat it at work or on the way to work. That requires portability, so I usually eat nuts and bananas. You are what you eat.

 

[stormbind]

You are a slippery nut?