Caption Contest!

[Catharsis]

General Petraeus denies shortage of equipment in Iraq.

 

[Perfection]

"Next robbery, let's just wear ski masks."

Warpus

That was not better then mine.

 

[D'Artagnan59]

Lord Vader? Where are you?

 

[flyingchicken]

This is what we get for cutting the defense budget.

Also,

Why the terrorists have won.

 

[mythmonster2]

And people wonder why we lost the Battle of Endor. Of course they give allllllll of our money for the stupid Death Star!

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

The Empire, Post Peak Oil. Imperial Stormtroopers forced to improvise due to lack of plastic.

 

[Truronian]

Whirlpool secure lucrative new sponsorship deal.

 

[JustinianVII]

The Three Stooges, hired by the Empire in an effort to combat low morale.

 

[puglover]

"When your Whirlpool joins our robot overlords, remain calm and call the authorities"

 

[Narz]

"Wait boss, is this supposed to be a gun or a club?"

 

[zxcvbnm]

"No, please don't say they copied Marvin..."

 

[Abaddon]

The New Picture, and it's not an attachement!

"All your toilet rolls are belong to us"

 

[warpus]

I would like to thank the Academy, my agent, my parents, Jessica - baby - without you, none of this would have been possible, all my friends, who have been very supportive throughout the entire quote construction process, and of course the big guy up there watching over us - Xenu!

As for this week's contest:

"Guys.. this time we're totally getting laid"

 

[lutzj]

"Right away, Ted knew he was at the wrong sci-fi convention. All that time he'd spent on his costume was wasted."

 

[philippe]

The New Picture, and it's not an attachement!

You know the rules, start!

(Note that the schedule is back to normal; the results will be posted on Saturday)

what's up? you looks sad.
Last night Snake tried to crawl in me.

 

[Swedishguy]

"Regiments two and four, form up at the main junction. One and three, take the flank. Attack waves target the enemy infrastructure. I want those comm towers out of commision. Support waves, your task is simple; take out any communist insurgents guarding the towers. No beet-eating, vodka-swillin' trotskyite son of a biatch is gonna destroy this great nation's god-given airwaves! Not on my watch! CHARGE!"

 

[lutzj]

"Regiments two and four, form up at the main junction. One and three, take the flank. Attack waves target the enemy infrastructure. I want those comm towers out of commision. Support waves, your task is simple; take out any communist insurgents guarding the towers. No beet-eating, vodka-swillin' trotskyite son of a biatch is gonna destroy this great nation's god-given airwaves! Not on my watch! CHARGE!"

Overdone much?

 

[DBear]

"The geek is strong with this one."

 

[nonconformist]

“You go to war with the Army you have, not the Army you might want or wish to have.”

 

[Abaddon]

Phil wins this one if you ask me!